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2026 Spring
  • Scrippsie Hard Launches Mom

    Scrippsie Hard Launches Mom

    Andrew B.
    May 10, 2026
    2026 Spring
    freud, hard launch, maternal monogamy, mother’s day, scripps college
  • Pirate Party Mostly Landlubbers

    Pirate Party Mostly Landlubbers

    Andy F.
    May 6, 2026
    2026 Spring
    cmc, in my yo hoe era, pirate party, YAARRGGHH
  • Nucleus Study Finds The Steam Outside the Kravis Center Turns You Republican

    Nucleus Study Finds The Steam Outside the Kravis Center Turns You Republican

    The Golden Antlers
    May 4, 2026
    2026 Spring
    cmc, kravis center, lifestyle, stinky, turning point usa
  • Opinion: Reading Marx on My Private Jet Does NOT Make Me a Bad Leftist!

    Opinion: Reading Marx on My Private Jet Does NOT Make Me a Bad Leftist!

    Andy F.
    May 2, 2026
    2026 Spring
    first class consciousness, friedrich engels, i fucking hate kevin, marx, rich and famous and hot
  • Situationship or Delusions of Grandeur?

    Situationship or Delusions of Grandeur?

    Helaina K.
    May 1, 2026
    2026 Spring
    “When I was shot five times and I got Crohn’s, 9/11, Dead Dove Do Not Eat, deadbeat dad, Delusion, doomed yaoi, Local, Mental Illness, opinion, Single for life, Yaoi Killed My Parents Marriage, Yuri, Yuri Saved my Life
  • Hi! I’m Your Roommate, and I Swear I’m Not Sick!

    Hi! I’m Your Roommate, and I Swear I’m Not Sick!

    Diego M
    April 30, 2026
    2026 Spring
    angry dragon, deceit, lies, sickly roommate, walter white r34
  • Our Coverage of the 2026 California Gubernatorial Debate at Pomona College

    Our Coverage of the 2026 California Gubernatorial Debate at Pomona College

    Andrew B.
    April 29, 2026
    2026 Spring
    debate, doomed yaoi, just kiss already, mlm, pomona
  • Pomona College Announces New Study-Abroad Opportunities for Sophomores without Housing

    Pomona College Announces New Study-Abroad Opportunities for Sophomores without Housing

    The Golden Antlers
    April 28, 2026
    2026 Spring
    air conditioning, Dead Dove Do Not Eat, homeless pomona students, Mile High Club, oppression of the Global South, pomona college, pomona housing, Pomona twink, pussydent, Queer LLC, Self insert fanfic, sex dungeon (Oldenborg), skid row (scary for bay students), Water sports
  • Opinion: I really think we need to talk about Malala more

    Opinion: I really think we need to talk about Malala more

    Casey I
    April 27, 2026
    2026 Spring
    bugself, capitalism vs. malala, evil liberal agenda, evil-bay-area-professor, gender and womens studies, liberal agenda, lifestyle, malala, Malalamaxxxing, opinion, septum piercing, yummy yummy frank ninth hamburger
  • Very Upset! This Band of Instruments that Make Human Noises Wants to Perform at Human Symphony, Too!

    Very Upset! This Band of Instruments that Make Human Noises Wants to Perform at Human Symphony, Too!

    Daisy S.
    April 24, 2026
    2026 Spring
    acapella, acapellam’s razor, harvey mudd, sometimes i think my piano is alive, unappreciated talent
  • Whoops! All White!!

    Whoops! All White!!

    Dan I.
    April 23, 2026
    2026 Spring
    axe & grind, dei, problematic diva, tsl
  • 3 Ways to Get Posted on Your College’s Instagram

    3 Ways to Get Posted on Your College’s Instagram

    Andrew B.
    April 21, 2026
    2026 Spring
    5c, external validation, instagram, interpellation, juicy career cows, supple udders
  • “This Place Will Always Remember Me,” Muses 1/450th of Pomona College’s 132nd Graduating Class

    “This Place Will Always Remember Me,” Muses 1/450th of Pomona College’s 132nd Graduating Class

    Luke B.
    April 20, 2026
    2026 Spring
    big red circle, graduation, graduation not kanye, meditation, meditation ASMR, meditations on Loss, pomona
  • Scrippsie Terrorized by Ugly Dog on Subway Over Spring Break

    Scrippsie Terrorized by Ugly Dog on Subway Over Spring Break

    Eleanor Y.
    April 17, 2026
    2026 Spring
    evil, RUFF BWOWO, scripps, spring break, sukuna lobotomy kaisen, ugly dog
  • Pomona Room Draw Leaves 30 Dead

    Pomona Room Draw Leaves 30 Dead

    Diego M
    April 16, 2026
    2026 Spring
    apocalypse, lovecraftian horror, pomona college, room draw, tyranny of the majority
  • Help! I Think My Roommate is Middle Class!

    Help! I Think My Roommate is Middle Class!

    Camille D.
    April 15, 2026
    2026 Spring
    egads, hamburger helper, lululemon, middle class, secret poor
  • Open Letter to the New CMC President

    Open Letter to the New CMC President

    Shelby T.
    April 14, 2026
    2026 Spring
    chodosh, cmc, daddy aipac, dudley, finance bros b4 finance hoes, Make CMC Great Again
  • I Was Called a Foreign Term at the Scripps Koi Pond and I Will Not Be Silent 

    I Was Called a Foreign Term at the Scripps Koi Pond and I Will Not Be Silent 

    Ella K.
    April 13, 2026
    2026 Spring
    libertarianism, name calling, scripps college, seal court, something’s fishy
  • Pitzer Student, Nova Sandalweed, Recently Found After Being Abandoned at 2023 Balancing Club

    Pitzer Student, Nova Sandalweed, Recently Found After Being Abandoned at 2023 Balancing Club

    Julia S.
    April 10, 2026
    2026 Spring
    Balancing Club, desert, pitzer, she/they, shrooms, week-old-news
  • LEAKED: Class of 2026 Career Outcomes

    LEAKED: Class of 2026 Career Outcomes

    James D.
    April 7, 2026
    2026 Spring
    5c, careers, cmc, graduation, mudd, pitzer, pomona, return on investment, scripps, unemployment
  • Fall 2026 Course List

    Fall 2026 Course List

    The Golden Antlers
    April 6, 2026
    2026 Spring
    5c, cmc, course catalog, courselist, gay, hmc, pitzer, pomona, scripps, Student
  • U.S. News Ranks Top 500 Pomona Students

    U.S. News Ranks Top 500 Pomona Students

    Luke B.
    April 6, 2026
    2026 Spring, Print Edition
    liberal arts, pomona, print edition
  • I’m the TSL, a real newspaper! Use me to start a fire!

    I’m the TSL, a real newspaper! Use me to start a fire!

    Andrew B.
    April 6, 2026
    2026 Spring, Print Edition
    arson, fire, tsl, wildfire
  • Grok Bar. Innovation. Integration. Inhalation.

    Grok Bar. Innovation. Integration. Inhalation.

    Annie B.
    April 6, 2026
    2026 Spring, Print Edition
    ad, grok please explain
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