TSL EDITORIAL BOARD – CLAREMONT, CA
Light me on fire!! Ooooh, I’m itching to burn so bad. For colleges that claim to promote inclusion, The 5Cs don’t have a “let’s set this newspaper aflame” culture.
Or whatever. I just need to be ash and dust soon.
You’re itching to do it. I feel qualified to speak on the issue because I’m a newspaper: what you are holding in your hands. What kind of fire? Up to you, but here are some ideas.
Campfire
What you SAY the fire you’re actually trying to start is. You do not have to answer police questions.
Mudd Dorm Fire Again
Skateboard batteries are lame.
LA Fire 2
Electric Boogaloo.
The Big One
The one that’ll make the papers, possibly the history books. You know what to do.
At the Claremont Colleges, there is still a shockingly high amount of discrimination toward our fanatical pyromaniacs communities. It’s time to fight that stigma and make me into some kindling! Think of all the flame metaphors you could use in your intro poetry class! And if you don’t like this article, burn it!
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WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR DAMAGE!!!!