2026 Fall Archives - The Golden Antlers

2026, 2026 Fall

Collins Was Cursed by a Wizard

Andy F.

October 12, 2026

2026, 2026 Fall

ancient ritual, cmc, cursed, wizard provocation
Opinion: You’re Protesting Wrong

Andrew B.

October 7, 2026

2026, 2026 Fall

semantics, the battle of algiers, tips & trick, tips and tricks, woke
Pioneering Mudd Student Hospitalized After Using WD-40 as Lube

Diego M

October 6, 2026

2026, 2026 Fall

ooo ouch, oooouuuuccchh, ow ow ow ow ow, owowowowowowowow
Roommate Who Only Eats Chicken Nuggets Will Try Any Drug

Julia S.

October 5, 2026

2026, 2026 Fall

chimken nuggies, heroin sauce, the war on nugs, vegans who eat chicken only in nugget form
“I Fucking Hate Food,” Bob Robinson Releases New Statement

Andrew B.

September 29, 2026

2026, 2026 Fall

chairs, eating the CI’s lunch, kicking, nom nom nom nom, pomona college dining
The Golden Antlers Switches From Satire to Erotica

Helaina K.

September 26, 2026

2026, 2026 Fall

5c stands for cumming five times, publication smut, reunify ireland, sexy sexy satire, tsl just text us back already
New Update for Writing Tutors!

Luke C.

September 25, 2026

2026, 2026 Fall

5c, Tutor, update, writing
Best Ways to Destroy DNS (Department of Natural Sciences)

Eleanor Y.

September 24, 2026

2026, 2026 Fall

Balls, DNS, pitzer, The Nucleus
Golden Antlers Also Banned from White House

Julia S.

September 23, 2026

2026, 2026 Fall
Leap Into Leadership Schedule Leaked

Julia S.

September 21, 2026

2026 Fall

fuck your saturday, leading by example?, mandatory fun, stock unrendered photo, two people putting a puzzle piece together
Milk and Honey Closure a Sobering Reminder Pomona Only 11th Largest Endowment Per Capita

Diego M

September 17, 2026

2026 Fall

Oat Milk and Wokey, Pilk and Honey, Silk and Funny, Water and Sugar
I Ate Shit on CMC’s New Anti-Skate Blocks

Shelby T.

September 15, 2026

2026 Fall

eat shitting, gringo blobs, lurking as a concept and practice, ouch!, shit eating, the dudley administration, wasian blobs, white blobs
Dear Outlook, What The Fuck Do You Think I’m Trying to Spell?

Camille D.

September 14, 2026

2026 Fall

#bigbillgates, #dunce, #jeremyrenner, #outlook, #speling
It’s Hot Out!

Andy F.

September 11, 2026

2026 Fall

climate change, flames beautiful flames, hell, it’s so fucking hot
Today, We Do NOT Write Satire

The Golden Antlers

September 10, 2026

2026 Fall

cmc, counting, gang violence, kirk, kirkiversary, lifestyle, not counting, period blood, scripps
Seaman Hall to Be Renamed Squirt Hall, Honoring 50 Years of Women at CMC

Diego M

September 8, 2026

2026 Fall, CHANGE THE FUCKING CATEGORY

50 years of women at cmc, california drought, cmc, lifestyle, squirt, women
Pick Me? CGU Initiates Lockdown

Diego M

August 30, 2026

2026 Fall, CHANGE THE FUCKING CATEGORY

Attention Seeker, CGU, CGU x Gabi Starr, CGU x Pomona, incest but its fine, lockdown, self-immolation
First Years! Here’s What You REALLY Need to Know About The 5Cs

Andrew B.

August 27, 2026

2026 Fall

5c, cmc, CMC IS THE BEST SCHOOL HAHAHAH, eating, gabby starr’s car, harvey mudd, illiterate pomona, Mudder’s Who Shower, Mudders Who Shower Are Real, pitzer, Pitzer police, pomona, scripps
Hello! Welcome to Campus! We Love You! Live in a Forced Triple!

Diego M

August 24, 2026

2026 Fall

48 reasons to go to pomona, Chirp Chirp, Forced triple, lifestyle, pomona, Roommate, sexy roommate, threesome (pomona), threesome (social), trifecta