2026 Archives - The Golden Antlers

2026, 2026 Spring

Opinion: I really think we need to talk about Malala more

Casey I

April 27, 2026

2026, 2026 Spring

bugself, capitalism vs. malala, evil liberal agenda, evil-bay-area-professor, gender and womens studies, liberal agenda, lifestyle, malala, Malalamaxxxing, opinion, septum piercing, yummy yummy frank ninth hamburger
Very Upset! This Band of Instruments that Make Human Noises Wants to Perform at Human Symphony, Too!

Daisy S.

April 24, 2026

2026 Spring

acapella, acapellam’s razor, harvey mudd, sometimes i think my piano is alive, unappreciated talent
Whoops! All White!!

Dan I.

April 23, 2026

2026 Spring

axe & grind, dei, problematic diva, tsl
3 Ways to Get Posted on Your College’s Instagram

Andrew B.

April 21, 2026

2026 Spring

5c, external validation, instagram, interpellation, juicy career cows, supple udders
“This Place Will Always Remember Me,” Muses 1/450th of Pomona College’s 132nd Graduating Class

Luke B.

April 20, 2026

2026 Spring

big red circle, graduation, graduation not kanye, meditation, meditation ASMR, meditations on Loss, pomona
Scrippsie Terrorized by Ugly Dog on Subway Over Spring Break

Eleanor Y.

April 17, 2026

2026 Spring

evil, RUFF BWOWO, scripps, spring break, sukuna lobotomy kaisen, ugly dog
Pomona Room Draw Leaves 30 Dead

Diego M

April 16, 2026

2026 Spring

apocalypse, lovecraftian horror, pomona college, room draw, tyranny of the majority
Help! I Think My Roommate is Middle Class!

Camille D.

April 15, 2026

2026 Spring

egads, hamburger helper, lululemon, middle class, secret poor
Open Letter to the New CMC President

Shelby T.

April 14, 2026

2026 Spring

chodosh, cmc, daddy aipac, dudley, finance bros b4 finance hoes, Make CMC Great Again
I Was Called a Foreign Term at the Scripps Koi Pond and I Will Not Be Silent

Ella K.

April 13, 2026

2026 Spring

libertarianism, name calling, scripps college, seal court, something’s fishy
Pitzer Student, Nova Sandalweed, Recently Found After Being Abandoned at 2023 Balancing Club

Julia S.

April 10, 2026

2026 Spring

Balancing Club, desert, pitzer, she/they, shrooms, week-old-news
LEAKED: Class of 2026 Career Outcomes

James D.

April 7, 2026

2026 Spring

5c, careers, cmc, graduation, mudd, pitzer, pomona, return on investment, scripps, unemployment
Fall 2026 Course List

The Golden Antlers

April 6, 2026

2026 Spring

5c, cmc, course catalog, courselist, gay, hmc, pitzer, pomona, scripps, Student
WOW! Here’s Every Piercing Ranked by how SCRIPPS They Are!

Abby S.

March 31, 2026

2026 Spring

amy marcus newhall, gay, infection, piercings
Parents Suggest Submitting to Our AI Overlords Before It’s Too Late

Sandy G.

March 4, 2026

2026 Spring

AI, skynet, submission, you can never truly go home again
Normal Peer Takes Off Shoes and Socks During Class

Annie B.

February 26, 2026

2026 Spring

beautiful feeet, idris elba, quentin tarantino, shoes, socks, stripping, tawdry business
“I’ll Fix my Sleep Schedule Tomorrow” – Freshman in for the Worst 4 Years of Sleep They’ll Ever Have

Diego M

February 23, 2026

2026 Spring

bad habits, crash 1996, fixing, freshmen, goal oriented leadership, sleep, sleep hygiene
Undesirable Pre-Med is Picked Last for Chem Lab

Camille D.

February 22, 2026

2026 Spring

5c, big ipad, group leader, obnoxious, pre-med, titration
Thesis Advisor Coming to Get You Tonight

Annie B.

February 21, 2026

2026 Spring

dread, graduation, help, senior, sleepless, thesis, threat
Coop Fountain Introduces New “Suckling Cecil Roasted on a Spit”

Andrew B.

February 20, 2026

2026 Spring

cecil, cecil the nonbinary sagehen, meal equivalency, nonbinary sagehen, oldenborg, protein, Spit, spitfire
Hey Claremont, It’s President Starr. I Keep Emailing You About My “Shared Governance” Task Force, and You Haven’t Replied!

Luke B.

February 19, 2026

2026 Spring

5C president, aspc, faculty, gabi, institutionalized something, pomona, shared governance
Um, What the Hell? This White Guy is Named Diego

Diego M

February 18, 2026

2026 Spring

diego, insane, true story, white, white guy named diego
Scripps Rejects 3 Financial Aid Applicants To Pay for 3 Rosebushes

Luke B.

February 17, 2026

2026 Spring

amy marcus newhall, george w., lifestyle, Money, nature, rose bush, scripps, scripps college
Opinion: I’m Soaked

Andrew B.

February 16, 2026

2026 Spring

cold take, damp, opinion, rain, soaked, sodden, wet