Annie B. & James D.
Pitzer student… high?!?!?!?!?!?!
In Benson Auditorium, it literally smells like weed. I went past Mead and it literally smelled like marijuana. I saw some smoke coming from a mound. The slack line is just a joint now. I can’t even tell what is a cactus and what is a motherfuckin spliff. You got a cockroach in your room, well, Pitzer students have a lot of roaches and they are all charred. Sometimes they don’t wear shoes either. Blunt force trauma, more like trauma forced me to blunt. or something like that. met a girl from pitzer named marijuana…. yall know I smoked her! sometimes i go to smoke force and i chase around all the smokers on all fours. do you think my professors can tell that i show up to class high every day? I don’t. i’m california sober except i also take adderall and also if someone did offer me ketamine i would take it but nobody offers me ketamine for some reason even though im friends with like 3 djs on campus and i think thats really fucked up but again if someone DID offer me ketamine I would take it. just saying. but like if you’ve tried it or you know someone who has a plug can you let me know I don’t know where to start and I could use help haha. But like keep this on the dl I don’t need everyone knowing I asked you about it.
Annie B.
Oasis… stew? Okayyyyy, queen out!!! Malott isn’t today… coincidentally it is OPPOSITE DAY. On the weekend you don’t need food. Not like three times a day unless you go to Frank but Frank is at Pomona and that’s not at the Claremont Colleges.
Annie B. – Topless at Haldeman????
Or as they call it, Regular at Haldeman, for some people, not everyone though (audience applauds again, suddenly remembering where they are.)
James D. – Did you hear they found a finger in pHake Lake?
