Computer science class is so cool, I can’t get enough. I love my class so much, I want to take it everywhere with me. Maybe in my pocket. Whenever I am in class, I am so, so happy. And when I leave, you might think I get sad, but no. Why? Because my class is so awesome it has Slack and Discord. It almost makes me want to get Nitro.
I bet you thought you had it made with Canvas and Gradescope, but you don’t even know how much better it can get. See, I have Canvas and Gradescope and Slack and Discord. All for one class. There has never been a blessing such as this. I am on top of the world. It spins for me, and I will never topple or lose my balance–because I have computer science Slack and Discord to tether me, to ground me, to make me one with the world.
People ask me “what does it mean to dissolve into bliss?” I tell them this: it means going from Computer Science class to computer science Discord. And don’t forget Slack. I never forget Slack, you might think I just did, but I didn’t. I just love them both so much, I think they should get their own sentences. I’m giving them power, the way that they give me joy. Joy and community, then and joy again, and then––yes, joy again! So much joy!
God, I love my class Discord. It is so awesome. Any chance I get to interact with the 0s and 1s and talk about printing “hello world” and maybe even touching a computer makes my day! The party that is Computer Science truly never stops, and I don’t want it to. I want it to go on forever until eventually it exceeds maximum recursion depth. Then, I want to clear the stack, reset my pointers, and do it all over again.
Oh my. How I love my class Discord. Shall I compare it to a summer’s day? No, a summer’s day has no server. The Computer Science community is my muse, Discord is my canvas and paint and Slack is my paintbrush, palette, and little water cup to clean the brushes.
I love my class Discord so much, it makes me think maybe in this fucked up, upside down, topsy-turvy world where Good is Naive and Bad is Powerful, and Evil is Winning and Love is Losing, maybe–just maybe–we might be okay. At least I will be, because I have Slack and Discord for my computer science class.