Co-writer: Jeremy Martin
I always hoped I’d find love in college, and it makes perfect sense to me that I found it right here, on Sakai. Frankly, I have never seen a platform more conducive to finding love. No photos, no interests, just one message board and the carnal draw of pure intellectual discharge.
I remember the joyous moment when I received the Outlook notification that someone had responded to my Sakai post. I felt my heart flutter like it never had before, and questions began to spin around my mind. Is this it? Have I finally found the one? Everything just feels so right! So I was wondering–should we?
I’ll never forget your holy words:
PZ EA 108: SUB-urbia: Queering the Suburbs – 8/13/2023 – Prof. Wisnewski
Response post by: Sally Splort
Pushing back on this response. It seems to me that you’ve misunderstood the readings, but it’s impossible to tell either way, especially when you end every sentence with “You feel me :)” It’s also wildly inappropriate to take a class of this nature and then respond to every question with “haha, gayyyyyyyy.”
Reconsider.
Wow. Are you feeling the sparks between us? Every time I re-read your words, I feel my heart growl with zestful passion, a primal hunger unknown to me before now. It is not an exaggeration to say that I fell in love on the spot and my eyes popped out of my head and steam came out of my ears as I shouted “a-WOOO-ga” and my penis went “boyoyoyoing!!!”
Oh, and it doesn’t matter to me that you didn’t like my forum response. I like someone who’s not afraid to put me in my place. Or put themselves in my place. You feel me 🙂