Raw Beef (Kids Love Candy!)
Warm Mash Potatoes (Please Only Take One!)
Those Lollipops With The Scorpions In Them But The Scorpion Got Out Somehow And Now You Have To Be Really Fast If You Want To Get The Lollipop Part
Big Jug Lighter Fluid
Their School Report Card That They Tried to Hide From Their Parents But You Found It and Put It Where Everyone Can See It and Point and Laugh and Grimace and Throw Tomatoes
Olivia Rodrigo But Fake
Yummy Yummy TP53 Tumor Protein Which Won Molecule of the Year in 1993 Mmmmm Doesn’t It Look Gooooood
The Butterfly Effect, Which You Just Triggered by Reading This Post and Now There’s Nothing Anyone Can Do and Halloween is Ruined and Everything is Ruined Why Did You Do That????? What’s Wrong With You????? We Specifically Told You Not to Read This Because Now Someone’s Gonna Find the Monkey Paw and They’re Gonna Use All Three of Their Wishes to Make Sure Everyone on Halloween is Unhappy and That All the Mashed Potatoes and Beef and Fluid and TP53 are Gone and Then No One Will Have Anything to Eat and We’ll All Be Hungry and Angry. Everything is Doomed We’re All Doomed and It’s Your Fault
