Euphoria Party Cancelled for Tweets It Made in 2012

Disappointed Ferris Wheel Asks: “What’s the move tn?”

Pitzer Admin Sending Stimulus Checks to Molly Dealers In Order to Keep Market Afloat

Euphoria Party Canceled, Stable People Relieved

“Can’t Believe I’m Not Allowed to be Shitfaced and Half-Naked in 40 Degree Weather Anymore. I Knew I Should’ve Gone to NYU”

