Hello! My name is Worm Buffett, and I am the greatest investor in all the lands. I am known far and wide for my investing prowess. America is rapidly spiraling towards a great recession, with inflation and credit card debt growing out of control while household savings are the lowest they’ve been in decades.
Here are some things to invest in!
Fertilizer
Can’t get enough of the stuff.
Apples
With housing prices at record lows, now is the perfect time to invest in a nice little 2-bedroom apple for you and your family.
NFTS
I’ve just got a good feeling about this one, guys.
