For some students, the aviation display at the Hoch is a celebration of our favorite special interest, but there is a criminal oversight:
The f-102 ‘Delta Dagger’ and f-104 ‘Starfighter’ models are mislabelled.
Here are what students interviewed said:
“I’ve actually been learning lockpicking so I can break into the case and replace the f-104 with the italian livery one”
“The conspiracy goes deep — Lockheed Martin must have bribed Mudd to cover up their sheer incompetence in designing the f-104. This is the desecration of Convair’s corpse.”
“This is typical of Mudd’s deep entanglement with the Military-industrial Complex, an engine for the furthering of American Imperialism and the oppression of the global south. However, I make an exception in this case, as the f-104’s negative impact on European defense manufacturing and role in the killing of imperialists make it praxis, however unintentional.”
“Sorry, when you mentioned the f-102 I thought about the design of the cancelled f-108 and instantly achieved shuddering climax. Can you repeat that last bit?”
