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2019 Spring
  • Scripps College Should be a Safe Space: Remove All Womxn so I Feel Comfortable

    Scripps College Should be a Safe Space: Remove All Womxn so I Feel Comfortable

    Julia Foodman
    May 9, 2019
    2019 Spring
    scripps, scripps college
  • In Attempt to Teach the Admissions Office a Lesson, Registrar Says “Fuck It”

    In Attempt to Teach the Admissions Office a Lesson, Registrar Says “Fuck It”

    The Golden Antlers
    May 8, 2019
    2019 Spring
    scripps, scripps college
  • Student has Breakdown About not Having a Breakdown Yet

    Student has Breakdown About not Having a Breakdown Yet

    Alex Valdesuso
    May 6, 2019
    2019 Spring
    Local, Student
  • Why Can’t I Fuck in the Bouncy House at Pirate Party?

    Why Can’t I Fuck in the Bouncy House at Pirate Party?

    Cooper Pryde
    May 3, 2019
    2019 Spring
    cmc
  • CMC Announces Plans to Fuck the Black Hole

    CMC Announces Plans to Fuck the Black Hole

    Alyssa R.
    April 18, 2019
    2019 Spring
    cmc
  • Prospie Triumphantly Returns to High School with Wild Drinking Stories

    Prospie Triumphantly Returns to High School with Wild Drinking Stories

    Brady Anderson
    April 16, 2019
    2019 Spring
    lifestyle, Local
  • Student’s Decision to Skip Coachella Entirely Based on Moral Values and Not the Fact that They Spent All Their Money On JUUL Pods

    Student’s Decision to Skip Coachella Entirely Based on Moral Values and Not the Fact that They Spent All Their Money On JUUL Pods

    Alex Valdesuso
    April 13, 2019
    2019 Spring
    Local
  • Administration Releases New Hunting Guidelines for 2019 Prospie Season

    Administration Releases New Hunting Guidelines for 2019 Prospie Season

    Alex Valdesuso
    April 12, 2019
    2019 Spring
    cmc, lifestyle
  • Pomona College Adds Simlish Language Table at Oldenborg Center

    Pomona College Adds Simlish Language Table at Oldenborg Center

    Alex Valdesuso
    April 5, 2019
    2019 Spring
    lifestyle, pomona, pomona college
  • Chopped: Collins Edition

    Chopped: Collins Edition

    The Golden Antlers
    March 8, 2019
    2019 Spring
    Video, Videos
  • Extreme Traffic on Route 15 as Students Rush to Vegas With Datamatches Release

    Extreme Traffic on Route 15 as Students Rush to Vegas With Datamatches Release

    Julia Foodman
    February 15, 2019
    2019 Spring
    Events, lifestyle, Local
  • Fyre Festival Founder Hired To Set Up Pirate Party 2019

    Fyre Festival Founder Hired To Set Up Pirate Party 2019

    Jack Gerstenberger
    February 8, 2019
    2019 Spring
    Global, lifestyle
  • I Pledge Not to View Any Pictures of Jeff Bezos’s Penis

    I Pledge Not to View Any Pictures of Jeff Bezos’s Penis

    Sam Fraser
    February 7, 2019
    2019 Spring
    Global
  • Girl from Seattle Reminds Everyone that She’s Used to the Rain

    Girl from Seattle Reminds Everyone that She’s Used to the Rain

    Alex Valdesuso
    February 5, 2019
    2019 Spring
    Local
  • DataMatch is Coming to the 5Cs!

    DataMatch is Coming to the 5Cs!

    The Golden Antlers
    February 4, 2019
    2019 Spring
    5c, Events
  • Mudder Codes Price-Checker for 5C For Sale/For Free

    Mudder Codes Price-Checker for 5C For Sale/For Free

    Skyler Addison
    February 1, 2019
    2019 Spring
    harvey mudd, harvey mudd college, Local
  • Two Weeks Post-Break, Bay Area Student Struggles to Overcome Jet Lag

    Two Weeks Post-Break, Bay Area Student Struggles to Overcome Jet Lag

    Alyssa R.
    January 30, 2019
    2019 Spring
    Local