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2021 Spring
  • Harvey Mudd Senior Realizes That Texas Senator Is Not Former 2000s Pop Star Taio Cruz

    Harvey Mudd Senior Realizes That Texas Senator Is Not Former 2000s Pop Star Taio Cruz

    Jason Y
    February 22, 2021
    2021 Spring
  • Report: One Of Our Writers Won’t Stop Telling People His Parents Met On Datamatch And We Can’t Find Him Anywhere.

    Report: One Of Our Writers Won’t Stop Telling People His Parents Met On Datamatch And We Can’t Find Him Anywhere.

    Julia Foodman
    February 20, 2021
    2021 Spring
  • Oh No! You Did Acid and You’re Still Boring

    Oh No! You Did Acid and You’re Still Boring

    Lily Wellington
    February 19, 2021
    2021 Spring
  • Ceci n’est nas une student –

    Ceci n’est nas une student –

    Cooper Pryde
    February 16, 2021
    2021 Spring
    art, covid, french, laying pipe, pipe, surrealism, zoom
  • Peanut Butter! We Rigged the Election

    Peanut Butter! We Rigged the Election

    Eleanor Henderson
    February 15, 2021
    2021 Spring
  • Valentine’s Day Cards

    Valentine’s Day Cards

    The Golden Antlers
    February 14, 2021
    2021 Spring
    5c, dating, gift, greeting, love, modern love, valentine’s day
  • 2021 Datamatch Testimonials

    2021 Datamatch Testimonials

    The Golden Antlers
    February 11, 2021
    2021 Spring
    5c, datamatch, limerence, love, relationships
  • Sources Confirm Bernie Would’ve Won

    Sources Confirm Bernie Would’ve Won

    The Golden Antlers
    February 10, 2021
    2021 Spring
    evil empire, football, sports, superbowl, throwing pigskin everywhere pigs everywhere skin everywhere
  • Oh No! My Peers Understand Hedge Funds Now and They’re Holding Me Responsible for my Career Choice

    Oh No! My Peers Understand Hedge Funds Now and They’re Holding Me Responsible for my Career Choice

    Alyssa R.
    January 30, 2021
    2021 Spring
    biology, economics, markets, physics, rage, science
  • Gamestop Stock Shorting Interviews

    Gamestop Stock Shorting Interviews

    The Golden Antlers
    January 29, 2021
    2021 Spring
    401k for you and your family and your dog, gamestop, Money, prudent investing, reddit
  • What Is Datamatch?

    What Is Datamatch?

    The Golden Antlers
    January 24, 2021
    2021 Spring
    aww, datamatch, k-i-s-s-i-n-g, love, matchmaker, platonic, smoochies, smoochums, the one, valentine
  • 5Cs Add Last Minute Class to Portal Titled “Click Here for Leave of Absence”

    5Cs Add Last Minute Class to Portal Titled “Click Here for Leave of Absence”

    AJ Moore
    January 23, 2021
    2021 Spring
    course catalog, courselist, covid
  • Twas the night before Trumpxit

    Twas the night before Trumpxit

    Jackson Kuzmik
    January 19, 2021
    2021 Spring
  • Report: Not Just CMC Men Are Shitty

    Report: Not Just CMC Men Are Shitty

    Julia Foodman
    January 12, 2021
    2021 Spring
  • From the White House: “Due to Travel Restrictions, Coup was Hosted at Home This Year “

    From the White House: “Due to Travel Restrictions, Coup was Hosted at Home This Year “

    Julia Foodman
    January 7, 2021
    2021 Spring
    Global, politics
  • When will the Censorship End? Scripps Politics Department Rejects Thesis Consisting of 457 Pages of Jon Ossoff Erotica

    When will the Censorship End? Scripps Politics Department Rejects Thesis Consisting of 457 Pages of Jon Ossoff Erotica

    The Golden Antlers
    January 6, 2021
    2021 Spring
    democracy dies in lack of Jon ossoff smut, election, georgia, house of representatives, Jon ossoff, politics, scripps, senate, special election
  • “Let’s Make a Baby” and Other Tips and Tricks to Ace an Important Job Interview

    “Let’s Make a Baby” and Other Tips and Tricks to Ace an Important Job Interview

    Luc Hyman
    January 4, 2021
    2021 Spring
    guides
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