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2021 Spring
  • OPINION: I Tricked The Golden Antlers Into Letting Me Be in Charge But They Figured It Out and They’re Kicking Me Off and I am Sad About It. Conveniently, I Am Also Graduating.

    OPINION: I Tricked The Golden Antlers Into Letting Me Be in Charge But They Figured It Out and They’re Kicking Me Off and I am Sad About It. Conveniently, I Am Also Graduating.

    Julia Foodman
    May 16, 2021
    2021 Spring
    claremont, opinion
  • Hiram Chodosh Tells Other 5C Presidents About In-Person Commencement, Other Presidents Stick Their Fingers in Their Ears and Sing “The Song That Gets on Everybody’s Nerves”

    Hiram Chodosh Tells Other 5C Presidents About In-Person Commencement, Other Presidents Stick Their Fingers in Their Ears and Sing “The Song That Gets on Everybody’s Nerves”

    The Golden Antlers
    May 15, 2021
    2021 Spring
    5c, 5C president, cmc, commencement, graduation, hiram chodosh
  • OPINION: Stop Praising Lil Nas X When Macklemore Did it First

    OPINION: Stop Praising Lil Nas X When Macklemore Did it First

    Eamon Morris
    May 13, 2021
    2021 Spring
    Entertainment, lifestyle, opinion
  • Fellas, Is It Gay To? The Golden Antlers Guide To Homosexuality

    Fellas, Is It Gay To? The Golden Antlers Guide To Homosexuality

    Piper Connelly
    May 6, 2021
    2021 Spring
    boys, guide, help, lgbtq, men, queer
  • Investigative Report: What I Can Burn in a Candle during Zoom Class

    Investigative Report: What I Can Burn in a Candle during Zoom Class

    Lia Harel
    May 2, 2021
    2021 Spring
    education, investigation, lifestyle, mystery, zoom
  • A Campus In Shock: Pomona Senior Angstily Removes “Pomona ’21” From His Insta Bio After Getting High And Sad Walking Around A Deserted Frary Last Week And Oh My God It Was Me I Was So Sad You Guys

    A Campus In Shock: Pomona Senior Angstily Removes “Pomona ’21” From His Insta Bio After Getting High And Sad Walking Around A Deserted Frary Last Week And Oh My God It Was Me I Was So Sad You Guys

    Jackson Kuzmik
    May 1, 2021
    2021 Spring
    frary, goats, instagram, jackson, pomona, pomona college, sad, Student
  • 2020 Census Counts White Twinks as African-American Females

    2020 Census Counts White Twinks as African-American Females

    Jeffrey Pendo
    April 29, 2021
    2021 Spring
    2020, cenus, lgbtq, progress, race relations, twinks
  • How The 5Cs Are Responding To The Housing Shortage

    How The 5Cs Are Responding To The Housing Shortage

    The Golden Antlers
    April 25, 2021
    2021 Spring
    5c housing, covid, housing
  • Gabi Starr Updates #1

    Gabi Starr Updates #1

    Eamon Morris
    April 24, 2021
    2021 Spring
    gabi starr, pomona, spontaneous combustion
  • Commemorate the Patriarchy with CMC’s Retro Apparel Line

    Commemorate the Patriarchy with CMC’s Retro Apparel Line

    Lia Harel
    April 23, 2021
    2021 Spring
    celebration, cmc, cms, merchandise, mudd, patriarchy, scripps
  • Open Letter: Re: Re: Re: Give me five minutes alone with a minion

    Open Letter: Re: Re: Re: Give me five minutes alone with a minion

    Eamon Morris
    April 22, 2021
    2021 Spring
    lifestyle
  • Pitzer Grants Honorary Degrees to White House Staffers Fired for Smoking Weed

    Pitzer Grants Honorary Degrees to White House Staffers Fired for Smoking Weed

    Julia Foodman
    April 20, 2021
    2021 Spring
    420, Local, pitzer, pitzer college, Weed
  • LEAKED: The List of People President Tiedens Plans to Pardon In Her Final Days

    LEAKED: The List of People President Tiedens Plans to Pardon In Her Final Days

    Alyssa R.
    April 13, 2021
    2021 Spring
    scripps, scripps college
  • The Golden Antlers Mourn the Death of Prince Philip

    The Golden Antlers Mourn the Death of Prince Philip

    The Golden Antlers
    April 9, 2021
    2021 Spring
    death of prominent members of colonial powers, meghan markle, monarchy, prince philip, rice, royal family
  • OPINION: Stop Trying to Make Instagram Casual. Some of You Are Ugly and Poor

    OPINION: Stop Trying to Make Instagram Casual. Some of You Are Ugly and Poor

    Jeffrey Pendo
    April 3, 2021
    2021 Spring
    digital native, instagram, opinion, poverty, rich and famous and hot, sensible, social media, winner
  • In Lieu of Iconic Green Cap and Gown, Scripps College to Send Each Senior a Hanes Men’s Comfort Fit Undershirt 3-Pack

    In Lieu of Iconic Green Cap and Gown, Scripps College to Send Each Senior a Hanes Men’s Comfort Fit Undershirt 3-Pack

    Julia Foodman
    April 1, 2021
    2021 Spring
    scripps, scripps college
  • The Golden Antlers Strongly Condemn Child Abuse, Why Hasn’t The TSL?

    The Golden Antlers Strongly Condemn Child Abuse, Why Hasn’t The TSL?

    Dylan B.
    March 30, 2021
    2021 Spring
    basic human decency, child abuse, morality, right side of history, speaking up, the student life, tsl
  • How The Suez Canal Blockage Is Affecting Pitzer Student Hxirs (and what you can do to help)

    How The Suez Canal Blockage Is Affecting Pitzer Student Hxirs (and what you can do to help)

    Eamon Morris
    March 27, 2021
    2021 Spring
    charity, compassion, economics, nonbinary boy heirs, nonbinary girl heirs, nonbinary they/them hxirs, pitzer
  • Cracking Down: Pomona-Pitzer Athletics Announces “No TV for Two Weeks” for PP Football Player

    Cracking Down: Pomona-Pitzer Athletics Announces “No TV for Two Weeks” for PP Football Player

    Lucas Cunningham
    March 27, 2021
    2021 Spring
    pitzer, pitzer college, pomona, pomona college, sports
  • OPINION: I Have Whooping Cough

    OPINION: I Have Whooping Cough

    Eleanor Henderson
    March 24, 2021
    2021 Spring
    Journalism, opinion
  • The Worm Trolley Problem

    The Worm Trolley Problem

    Eleanor Henderson
    March 20, 2021
    2021 Spring
    Worm Week, worm week 2021
  • Worms Love Getting Eiffel Towered (We Checked). Who are We to Stop Them?

    Worms Love Getting Eiffel Towered (We Checked). Who are We to Stop Them?

    Lily Wellington
    March 20, 2021
    2021 Spring
    Worm Week, worm week 2021
  • Hey Worm! Am I Giving You Head or Eating Your Ass?

    Hey Worm! Am I Giving You Head or Eating Your Ass?

    The Golden Antlers
    March 20, 2021
    2021 Spring
    analingus, slither, smoochums, Worm, Worm Week, worm week 2021
  • Should Worms Be Exempt From the Pirata Codex (“Pirate’s Code”)? We Say Yes.

    Should Worms Be Exempt From the Pirata Codex (“Pirate’s Code”)? We Say Yes.

    The Golden Antlers
    March 20, 2021
    2021 Spring
    pirata codex, pirate, Worm Week, worm week 2021
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