Tag: covid

covid, lifestyle

Hey! I Noticed That You Saw My Insta Story Saying I Have COVID And You Didn’t Swipe Up. Do You Hate Me?

Eamon Morris

April 25, 2022

2022 Spring

covid, lifestyle
Pitzer Postpones Witch Burning Ritual Due to COVID Concerns

Ben Smith

April 11, 2022

2022 Spring

covid, Student, Witch burning
CMC Admits Lifting Mask Mandate Was Premature, So We Organized a Webinar on How to Last Longer

Lily Wellington

April 9, 2022

2022 Spring

covid, cums, relationship, sexual frustration, tutorial, webinar
Pomona Students Grossly Misinterpret Gabi Starr’s Plea to Stay Positive Amid Rising COVID Cases

Daniel H.

April 7, 2022

2022 Spring

covid, gabi starr, infection, optimism, pomona
CROSS-CAMPUS DINING IS BACK!

The Golden Antlers

February 25, 2022

2022 Spring

5c, 5c dining, covid, Dining hall
Gabi Starr Emerges from Burrow and Sees Shadow: 6 More Weeks of No Cross-Campus Dining

Sophie Schnell

February 2, 2022

2022 Spring

5c, 5c dining, covid, Dining hall, gabi starr
SHS Unveils New COVID Test That Is Just Mother Feeling Forehead With Back of Hand

Harrison Chapin

October 27, 2021

2021 Fall

covid, mom, mommy, SHS, testing
Pull the Fire Alarm and 9 Other Ways to Cover Up Your Cough in Public

Lia Harel

September 27, 2021

2021 Fall

cough, covid, fire alarm, kazoo
Service Dog Written Up for Not Wearing Tiny, Adorable Mask While Visiting Dorm

Brady Anderson

September 15, 2021

2021 Fall

adorable, covid, dog, lifestyle, Local, mask, pomona, pomona college, tiny
Citing COVID-19 Concerns, Pomona College Suspends Use of Corporal Punishment

The Golden Antlers

September 10, 2021

2021 Fall

5c, corporal punishment, covid, nuns, pomona, rulers slapping knuckles, suspension
Oh No! Student Mistakenly Brings In-Class Masturbation Habit From Zoom to Claremont

The Golden Antlers

August 30, 2021

2021 Fall

“rockin my shit in the classroom”, covid, love, masturbation, relationship, zoom
How The 5Cs Are Responding To The Housing Shortage

The Golden Antlers

April 25, 2021

2021 Spring

5c housing, covid, housing
Ceci n’est nas une student –

Cooper Pryde

February 16, 2021

2021 Spring

art, covid, french, laying pipe, pipe, surrealism, zoom
5Cs Add Last Minute Class to Portal Titled “Click Here for Leave of Absence”

AJ Moore

January 23, 2021

2021 Spring

course catalog, courselist, covid
“I’m sure I don’t have corona because I can still smell fear” says finance bro

Luc Hyman

December 18, 2020

2020 Fall

coronavirus, covid, finance
5C Admin Praised Nationally for Brutal Honesty: “Class of 2021 Can Eat Shit and Die”

The Golden Antlers

October 25, 2020

2020 Fall

5c, Class of 2021, coronavirus, covid, eat shit, lick rust
Professor Puts Students in a Breakout Room So He Can Bang Out a Quickie

The Golden Antlers

October 20, 2020

2020 Fall

5c, coronavirus, covid, love, online school, quickie, zoom
In inspiring news: For COVID-19, the White House has turned into a White Home

Olu O.

October 15, 2020

2020 Fall

bliss, covid, nirvana, politics, trump, white house
BREAKING NEWS: CMC President Hiram Chodosh Tests Positive for Being a Silver Fox

The Golden Antlers

October 2, 2020

2020 Fall

5C president, cmc, covid, gorgeous man, grey for pay, hiram chodosh, spit test
When the Nest is Fucking Crowded: a How to Guide for 5C Parents

Brady Anderson

September 25, 2020

2020 Fall

5c, covid, guide, parenting, parents, zoom
Thinking Inside The Box: Are Mimes The Future Of Virtual Learning?

Lucas Cunningham

September 21, 2020

2020 Fall

clown, covid, education, lifestyle, not about novels is about theories, novel theory, Student