1. When you show up to class and realize you forgot the mayonnaise.
2. When you finally get to the end of the treasure hunt and realize that the real treasure was just the friends you made along the way.
4. When you put one too many shirts in your drawer and now it won’t close properly.
7. When you are wearing the cuntiest outfit ever created and you have to walk through CMC during ROTC training.
9. When you are in a straight-line contest and your opponent is y = mx + b.
10. When you put your bagel in the toaster a little too long, and it comes out too burnt for your liking.
13. When you fail the state-mandated Turing test so you have to quickly convince the judge that you are just off-putting and not actually a robot.
15. When all your friends just tapped into the dining hall, but you have to swipe because you have a CMC ID, and you do it the wrong way, so watch as your friends walk away while you fumble around with your ID until you do it the right way.
