Co-write: Abby S.
Meow! This Mudd student has the most interesting morning routine – skip the shower, zip up the fursuit, pull out the intact human skin, wear the intact human skin, take the shower, smile!, and go to class. No, that’s not a massive schlong bulge in their pants – that’s just a tail! They can’t fool me hiding that fursuit under those jeans!
Walking into their 9:35 section of Algorithms, this Mudder jingles as they walk in (not from the bell on their collar, but from their chastity cage). Confidently sitting down in the front row, they’re ready to answer every question about runtimes! The lion-dragon hybrid growls as the stupid human next to them answers incorrectly.
With a confident swish of their tail, our feline hero stalks out of class to get their mail from Platt: certainly not deodorant! Being a CS-Engineering IPS major isn’t easy, but the ketamine (they’re allowed to take it, they have a horse cock) and self-flagellation helps! After all, the Mudd motto is: self-harm or fail hard! Luckily, one of the members of the Polycule™ is there too, so they nuzzle her and curl tails as a way of greeting before leaving to the communal litter box back home at East dorm.
Catching a squirrel on the way back to Ac-End, this Mudder is ready to hiss in office hours. It’s straight out of a nature documentary: they’re speaking fluently in growls, the professor is speaking fluently in binary, and some stupid bitch human is doing LaTeX in the corner. The Mudder growls as they leave, grateful for the professor’s help.
Once they finish their homework, they get ready for their favorite part of the day: roleplaying with the Therians from Scripps and Pitzer at Linde field! It’s the only time they get to show off their true, lion-dragon hybrid self (except for the annual furry convention in Ontario). Exhausted and in heat, they go home to their Polycule™, ready for another beautiful day!