No Mames Guey: This White 5C Student Speaks SPANISH!

Co-write: Jeremy Martin

¡I can’t believe it! It’s inconceivable — inconcibible, if you will. No lo puedo creer…

¡That’s right! This Pomona junior who just came back from abroad — el extranjero — is here at the Oldenborg Spanish table just for you. ¿Isn’t it impressive how well he talks to the native speaking adults, completely ignoring the “Beginners” placard on the table?

It’s lowkey crazy how good his Venezuelan accent is. ¡You would never guess that he grew up in Calabasas! He picked it up from the family cleaning lady (he calls her tía 🥰), but she’s more of a family friend at this point.

¡He is having so much fun at this LXA party! ¡He knows most of the words to this Bad Bunny song, and he’s letting everyone know it! ¡The Latina baddies love him!

¡Muy bien!

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