QUIZ: WHAT FUCKASS CMC ART PIECE ARE YOU???

You are more than broken glass. You are more than the light that goes through. Your heart is a rainbow. You’re a little fruity. Sometimes you take up good sitting space on the quad. You pay homage; you’re a little playful. Keep being you, girl! It’s all you, you, you!

You are a freaky mysterious oddity. Tomorrow you will wake up as a stainless steel totem. The food tastes like metal all of a sudden. Nobody knows your name. Sometimes you’re a pregnancy test away from the Presidency. Sometimes you’re Sarah Palin. You could be from Alaska or Russia. What are you hiding?

President Chodosh is going home tonight to sit on your face. You can’t keep a straight answer. Everyone can tell you’re lying. Truth and beauty go to die in your soul. You’re a little rebellious. Sometimes you go fucking crazy. Sometimes you spit in the mirror and show that bitch who’s the boss.

CMC is lucky to have you. You’re really good at economics. You know what derivatives are like nobody’s business. You know business like everybody is in business with you. You’re a god. You’re holding the stats groupchat together with the sheer fucking grit of your being. Your mom bought you a car. It’s a 2018 Toyota Highlander and Everyone Wants It.

You’re often confused as Modified Social Benches but there is something deeper happening inside you. You play by the rules just as much as you don’t play by them. You’re a playful interpretation of harmony in motion. Your net worth is millions of dollars. You pay someone to buff you once a year with special sandpaper and shine you in the vibrant sun.

Tough luck, you’re nonbinary. IRL you chose a name like this, it’s probably Shrubbery or Ham Hock. Nobody knows what you are. You’re a crumpled napkin soaked in gasoline. You’re an oasis of peace in Operation Desert Storm. You’re an angry question mark. You’re the AIDs quilt. You’re the big angry bird and the triangle yellow one all at once. They will never pin you down. Keep on almost winning!!