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2025 Fall
  • DJ Aaron 2: Our Predictions for the Next DJ Aaron Wu

    DJ Aaron 2: Our Predictions for the Next DJ Aaron Wu

    The Golden Antlers
    December 11, 2025
    2025 Fall
    big man on campus, DJ Aaron Wu, ghosts, hero worship, local celebrity, music make you lose control, parties, the multiplicity of the self, we love you dj aaron wu
  • We’re Out of Ideas, Gabriella G. Starr Just Fucking Sucks

    We’re Out of Ideas, Gabriella G. Starr Just Fucking Sucks

    The Golden Antlers
    December 10, 2025
    2025 Fall
    5c, gabi, pomona, president
  • Gabi Starr Needs You to Fill Out Her Survey

    Gabi Starr Needs You to Fill Out Her Survey

    Luke B.
    December 10, 2025
    2025 Fall
    5c, 5C president, fill out my survey, finals, gabi, pomona
  • Pomona Enters Negotiations to Buy CGU for $5 in Flex

    Pomona Enters Negotiations to Buy CGU for $5 in Flex

    Andrew B.
    December 9, 2025
    2025 Fall
    5c, 6c?, 7c, acquisition, CGU, pomona
  • We Need to Talk About Gay Sex

    We Need to Talk About Gay Sex

    Luke B.
    December 8, 2025
    2025 Fall
    alphabet army, dom queer, embrasure, gay, gay sex, gender, homosexual throes of embrace, queerdom, sex, subversive, trans
  • Update: You are Unbelievably Fucked This Semester

    Update: You are Unbelievably Fucked This Semester

    Luke B.
    December 7, 2025
    2025 Fall
    finals, helpful, update
  • Stop Wearing Other Schools’ Merch and Be Happy With Your Shitty Backup Option

    Stop Wearing Other Schools’ Merch and Be Happy With Your Shitty Backup Option

    Daniel W.
    December 6, 2025
    2025 Fall
    5c, Barnard, harvard, harvard of the west, oh my god, settle, Wharton
  • Op-ED: My Gender is a Secret

    Op-ED: My Gender is a Secret

    Andrew B.
    December 5, 2025
    2025 Fall
    confidential, cyprus, cyprus as one unified body like ireland or god, eternaldilemma, freeslurpeeday, gender, helphelphelphelp, only the greek portion of cyprus, opinion, secret, wokemindvirus
  • 2025 Spotify Wrapped

    2025 Spotify Wrapped

    Andrew B.
    December 4, 2025
    2025 Fall
    ajr, career, cbat, data tracking, geese, love music, playful funding of ai lethal weapons, spotify
  • An Update From our Millennial Writer

    An Update From our Millennial Writer

    Amalia S.
    December 3, 2025
    2025 Fall
    2000s diet culture, buzzfeed, dunkaroos!, eminem, gen z, jk rowling, millenial, patronus
  • An Informed Perspective on the 7C Starbucks Boycott: Hagelbarger’s and You

    An Informed Perspective on the 7C Starbucks Boycott: Hagelbarger’s and You

    James D.
    December 2, 2025
    2025 Fall
    betty hagelbarger, CGU, Chinese, dining, hagelbarger, hagelbarher, Hangrel Barger, Hardlebarger, HargledBanger, hegel, hegel bagyruye, the Mottey, Waffle House
  • 5C Student Disavows Starbucks With Continued Boycott of Hagelbargers

    5C Student Disavows Starbucks With Continued Boycott of Hagelbargers

    Vera R.
    December 1, 2025
    2025 Fall
    7c, boycott, CGU, food, hagelbargers, prohibition, severe threat, yum
  • 6 Best Ways to Eat Better and Live Longer Healthy Life

    6 Best Ways to Eat Better and Live Longer Healthy Life

    Luke B.
    November 28, 2025
    2025 Fall
    author vent, baking a pie and letting it cool in the windowsill, clear issues with body image, Daddyji, eating, fat, fiber, health, oldenborg, piggy
  • 5C Student News Publications Reunite for Yet Another Awkward Thanksgiving

    5C Student News Publications Reunite for Yet Another Awkward Thanksgiving

    Andrew B.
    November 27, 2025
    2025 Fall
    Claremont Independent, cmc forum, thanksgiving, tsl, undercurrents
  • Trump Pardons J6 Turkeys

    Trump Pardons J6 Turkeys

    Annie B.
    November 26, 2025
    2025 Fall
    j6, january scripps, pardon, thanksgiving, turkey
  • Rupi Kaur’s New “Pilk and Honey” Poems

    Rupi Kaur’s New “Pilk and Honey” Poems

    Luke B.
    November 25, 2025
    2025 Fall
    award winning, poem, poems, poetry, poetry foundation, rupi kaur
  • Poetry Foundation 2025 Winners

    Poetry Foundation 2025 Winners

    The Golden Antlers
    November 24, 2025
    2025 Fall
    award, poetry, poetry foundation
  • OPINION: You Were The Last To Leave The Zoom Call So Now You Have to Share A Sloppy Kiss With the Host

    OPINION: You Were The Last To Leave The Zoom Call So Now You Have to Share A Sloppy Kiss With the Host

    James D.
    November 23, 2025
    2025 Fall
    hard, opinion, sexy, wet, zoom
  • Roommate Sexiled From 10:00 pm to 10:03 pm

    Roommate Sexiled From 10:00 pm to 10:03 pm

    Diego M
    November 22, 2025
    2025 Fall
    fluids, sex positivity, sexy roommate, sexy time
  • PSA: How to Get Out of Calling Your Parents

    PSA: How to Get Out of Calling Your Parents

    Clara B.
    November 21, 2025
    2025 Fall
    family planning, guide, parenting, play dead, psa, stop breathing
  • 5C Lost and Found Inventory

    5C Lost and Found Inventory

    The Golden Antlers
    November 20, 2025
    2025 Fall
    5c, cigarette, found, gay little sweater lgbt, lost, owala, situationship, socioculturallocal, twinksRus, zyn
  • Harvey Mudd to Plant 3 Trees by 2030

    Harvey Mudd to Plant 3 Trees by 2030

    Luke B.
    November 19, 2025
    2025 Fall
    biology, environmentalism, harvey mudd, mad max but w crib races, progress!, tempe arizona
  • Opinion: I Could Get Good Grades Too If I Wasn’t So Busy Getting Mad Bitches

    Opinion: I Could Get Good Grades Too If I Wasn’t So Busy Getting Mad Bitches

    Amalia S.
    November 18, 2025
    2025 Fall
    boobies, fuckbitchesgetmoney, lifestyle, nerd, opinion
  • 5C Missed Connections

    5C Missed Connections

    Luke B.
    November 17, 2025
    2025 Fall
    claremont crush, love, missed connections
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