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  • Student Cheats on Autism Test by Taking 70 Tylenol Pills

    Student Cheats on Autism Test by Taking 70 Tylenol Pills

    Sandy G.
    November 16, 2025
    2025 Fall
    autism, medical science, rfk, tylenol
  • QUIZ: WHAT FUCKASS CMC ART PIECE ARE YOU???

    QUIZ: WHAT FUCKASS CMC ART PIECE ARE YOU???

    The Golden Antlers
    November 15, 2025
    2025 Fall, Quiz
    cmc, four loops, game, Quiz, the cube, the enigma of pleasure
  • SCAMfest 2025 is Here!

    SCAMfest 2025 is Here!

    The Golden Antlers
    November 14, 2025
    2025 Fall
    a capella, instruments, mouth, scam fest, scamfest, tiny desk in my mouth, tiny mouth concert, tiny npr mouth concert
  • Pomona College Judicial Council Holds Séance to Resurrect McCarthyism

    Pomona College Judicial Council Holds Séance to Resurrect McCarthyism

    Andrew B.
    November 13, 2025
    2025 Fall
    angry birds, carnegie, carnegie hall, jboard, mccarthy, mccarthyism, mock trial, pomona, restorative justice
  • CMC Rebrands to Charlie Kirk College

    CMC Rebrands to Charlie Kirk College

    Daniel W.
    November 12, 2025
    2025 Fall
    “classical liberal”, charlie kirk, cmc, just like the handmaids tale, woke is dead long live woke, zaddy hiram chodosh
  • 경애하는 과일여신단과대학 최고지도자 Gina Gabrielle Starr동지의 혁명활동소식

    경애하는 과일여신단과대학 최고지도자 Gina Gabrielle Starr동지의 혁명활동소식

    Sophie P.
    November 11, 2025
    2025 Fall
    5C president, gabi starr, gina gabrielle starr, glorious leader, glorious message, Juche Ideology, klingon, pomona, president, 酒체, 과일여신단과대학, 과일여신단과대학 최고지도자 Gina Gabrielle Starr동지, 밝은언덕꼰대주의협동학원조합, 주체, 주체사상, 혁명
  • Frary Plans to Serve Food by 2026

    Frary Plans to Serve Food by 2026

    Luke B.
    November 10, 2025
    2025 Fall
    5c dining, frary, jammin jerk chicken, menu, piggy eating, piggy menu, pomona
  • CMC Man Eats First Vegetable of the Year

    CMC Man Eats First Vegetable of the Year

    James D.
    November 9, 2025
    2025 Fall
    cmc, cmc man, food groups, nutritional pyramid, vegetables, what i eat in a day
  • Spanish is Hard for Me

    Spanish is Hard for Me

    Luke B.
    November 8, 2025
    2025 Fall
    educacion, help me, irregular, por que, que, si, spanish
  • Early Onset Dementia or Study Abroad Apocalypse? I don’t recognize anyone anymore.

    Early Onset Dementia or Study Abroad Apocalypse? I don’t recognize anyone anymore.

    James D.
    November 7, 2025
    2025 Fall
    biden economy, burrushi, dementia, geek bar, i love my mommy, mint geek, senioritis, study abroad
  • BREAKING: CMS Men’s Swim & Dive Team Has Their Season “Paused” Due to Racism

    BREAKING: CMS Men’s Swim & Dive Team Has Their Season “Paused” Due to Racism

    The Golden Antlers
    November 6, 2025
    2025 Fall
    breaking, cms, racism, stags, swim & dive, uh oh
  • “Please Jerk Off a Little Louder, I’m Almost There!” Plus 69 Other Essential Roommate Agreements

    “Please Jerk Off a Little Louder, I’m Almost There!” Plus 69 Other Essential Roommate Agreements

    The Golden Antlers
    November 6, 2025
    2025 Fall
    agreement, charlie kirk, housing, jerk off, ozempic, wnba
  • Opinion: I Just Can’t Understand Why Women Don’t Respect My 67k Fizzups

    Opinion: I Just Can’t Understand Why Women Don’t Respect My 67k Fizzups

    Diego M
    November 5, 2025
    2025 Fall
    67, 7, fizz, fizzlosopher, fizzups, incel, inspired literary greatness of enduring value, opinion
  • Obituaries: Dick Cheney Finally Shoots Right Person in the Head

    Obituaries: Dick Cheney Finally Shoots Right Person in the Head

    The Golden Antlers
    November 4, 2025
    2025 Fall
    9/11, americana, bush, cheney, dick, obituary, obituary?, politics
  • Dining Hall Menus

    Dining Hall Menus

    Luke B.
    November 3, 2025
    2025 Fall
    5c dining, collins, frary, hoch, malott, mcconnell, menu, pitzer, the hoch
  • TSL Headlines Leaked!!!

    TSL Headlines Leaked!!!

    Luke B.
    November 2, 2025
    2025 Fall
    Arts & Culture, Getty, goontober, office hours for the soul
  • REAL Claremont HORROR Stories (WARNING: SCARY)

    REAL Claremont HORROR Stories (WARNING: SCARY)

    Andrew B.
    November 1, 2025
    2025 Fall
    abject fear, creative writing, english, halloween, halloween 2025, scary, stories
  • A Sommeliers Guide to Halloween Jungle Juice

    A Sommeliers Guide to Halloween Jungle Juice

    James D.
    October 31, 2025
    2025 Fall
    2025 halloween, 5c, a complex flavor profile with legs for days, halloweekend, halloween, jungle juice, sommelier
  • Effortless Halloween Costume Ideas for 3+ People

    Effortless Halloween Costume Ideas for 3+ People

    The Golden Antlers
    October 30, 2025
    2025 Fall
    5c, costumes, croods, halloween, hinge, I did use medical marijuana, joe biden, kanye, nitrous oxide, NYC mayoral race
  • Easy Halloween Costume Ideas for 1-2 People

    Easy Halloween Costume Ideas for 1-2 People

    The Golden Antlers
    October 29, 2025
    2025 Fall
    2025 halloween, halloween
  • BEWARE!! This Halloween, CMC Men to Dress as Dracula, Plan on Using Lines on Scrippsies Such As “I Can Turn You” and “Where My Blood At?”

    BEWARE!! This Halloween, CMC Men to Dress as Dracula, Plan on Using Lines on Scrippsies Such As “I Can Turn You” and “Where My Blood At?”

    Clara B.
    October 28, 2025
    2025 Fall
    2025 halloween, bloodlust, halloween, lust for blood, vamp for 5 minutes, vamp with me, vamping, vampire
  • Spring 2026 Course List

    Spring 2026 Course List

    The Golden Antlers
    October 27, 2025
    2025 Fall
    5c, cmc, course catalog, courselist, everything, hmc, pitzer, pomona, scripps, Student
  • Hiram Chodosh Replacement Ideas

    Hiram Chodosh Replacement Ideas

    The Golden Antlers
    October 26, 2025
    2025 Fall
    chodosh, cmc, hiram chodosh, invisible chodosh of the market, israel
  • Fall 2025 Marian Miner Cook Athenaeum Talks

    Fall 2025 Marian Miner Cook Athenaeum Talks

    The Golden Antlers
    October 25, 2025
    2025 Fall
    ath talk, athenaeum, athenaeum tea, cmc, mr beast
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