After seeing Kissinger’s affinity for Weezer and phonk remixes (slowed + reverb), Sandra Day O’Connor passed away from complications relating to second hand embarrassment.
O’Conner, an avid fan of Taylor Swift’s recent Eras Tour, was disappointed to see the artist did not appear on Kissinger’s top artist list. An autopsy revealed that her embarrassment and rage caused her to have an aneurysm and a broken heart.
Mitch McConnell, whose music taste consists of Babymetal, Yoko Ono, and Mitski, has been urged not to check his Spotify Wrapped this year.