What that sock do??? Bryan (PO’26) and Mr. Murphy the Sock (PZ’25) are looking to try something new AND they just liked your photo. “We’ve just been a pair for so long,” said Bryan. “It got to a point where one of us was lost, so we decided to explore.”
You’ve been trying to ghost them lately but you keep getting Hinge notifications at 3 AM consisting of links to BuzzFeed “Is ethical non-monogamy right for me?” quizzes and the message “would you still love me if I was made of wool instead of cotton?”
When asked for a comment Mr. Murphy simply stated: “I don’t make love. I fuck. Hard.” We followed up on this with Bryan: “It works,” he said somewhat whimsically. “Oh boy, it works.”