If Vin Diesel has taught us anything, it’s that family is the only thing that truly matters – and haven’t you always wanted a family of your own? If you apply to The GA, we’ll become your family, but at a cost. Here are the hardcore gnarly freakin’ wild hazing rituals to expect if you join our cozy little nest. So you can’t be mad at us because we told you in advance also please apply please!!!!!
Eat a whole gold fish!*
*cracker
Seal Court Bobbing for Apples but the Apples are the Turtles and Boy Are They Hungry
Go On A First Date With a Mudder (Try Not to Fall in Love)
Walk Over Hot Coals (You Can Wear Shoes)
Say Hello to My Father, Dr. Brad Henderson
CMC Students Only: Atone
Be Able to Carry the Sheer Weight of Your Own Popularity After Being Admitted to The Golden Antlers
Fall In Love With The World Around You. Find Joy in the Little Things, Find Home in Everyone You Meet
