Newly sex-acquainted Class of 2028, watch out!
The feedback forms from your Title IX instruction aren’t so confidential after all. Also, they were stolen. By someone.
” I’m just pretty sure we didn’t need to go over whether queefing is a sign of consent or not. Like yeah, the material was informative, but it kind of made me uncomfortable. “
– Cunnie Lingus
– Ben Dover
” I knew all about edging–I think everyone does. But did she really need to pass out ball gags and have everyone say, in unison, “oink piggy oink? “
– Walline Dowed
” It’s crazy that she’s supposed to protect abusers too. Like, I thought Title IX was only for masochists, not sadists. “
” Honestly I didn’t even know about scatplay. I thought it was jazz… “
– Mike Hunt
” As someone who is hard of hearing, I never thought I’d be able to practice sounding on my own! Turns out there’s one way I CAN do it! “
– Finga Blasteeng
” Haha yeah that was weird. Does anybody draw their notes? “
– Hugh Janus