Pitzer College is a liberal arts school in Claremont, CA, and ranked #16 in Most Innovative Schools. How has its Class of 2029 innovated themselves to be better than their peers?
Disclaimer: We are contractually obligated to inform you that these are biased rankings, and we (all) slept with Strom Thacker to get the names.
- Petunia Applebottom
- Suburban Target
- Fäd Dièt
- Varieti Snapple
- Epilyndia Babyshower
- Thraxite Abdomenia
- Estonia Archaeology
- Perky Nips
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- Thinspo August
- Indica Bliss
- Björk Daughter Again
- Girl Czheckoslovayaich
- Marble Chickenjoy
- Palin Dropouttobecomeamodel
- Wasian Jenny
- Illumenessenxe Brightman
- Wistful España-Study Abroad
- Dirk N. Stock
- Sativa Torment
- Gloria Waitress
- Robert Scurvy
- Feminist Lastrange
- India Whitelastname
- Sage Woods
- YoungBoy NeverBrokeAgain IV
- Dock Marten
- Bergamont Towers
- XXXavier Fornication
- Babyshoe Neverworn
- Pigslop Silverspoon
- Sylvana Orangecart
- UWC SEA
- Forrest Two-Moms
- Winona Privateschool
- Rain Sapphire
- Yarr “Peg-leg” Matey
- Sister Hong
- Tallys Opal-Mailroom
- Mollya-Belle Porkbody
- Nolan Jingle
- Cassandra Erewhon
- Tan France
- Mason Jar
- Açaí Delight
- Benson Goone
- Drunk Cigge
- Gas Station Kathy
- Cecil Burger
- Blaze Bumpkin
- Choppe Ho
- Frazer Love-Island
- IntroTo RealAnalysis
- Cigarette Waft
- Ashley Thrifting
- Ivy Rockmore II
- Jocelyn Flores
- Jaqueline O’😜essey
- Manne Girlson
- Dirk N. Stock
- Leonardo Fartjar
- Melanoma Bananagram
- Dream Eiffeltower
- Toberlarone Surprise
- Forehead Lauren
- Reslife International
- Masculine Testosterone
- Talia Kenedy-Compound
- Ophelia Briar Whispergrove
- Mesobelania Tambourine
- St. Izzy Backwood
- Jubilania Babywater
- Drinkingisfine Butidrawthelineatweed
- Winona Honey-Rumble
- Vibe Hastings
- Stinky Stain
- Aurora Leopardprint
- Marcke Offdebeast
- Sofia Congaline
- Candle Glendale
- Romilda Water
- Casey Anthony III
- Jazz
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- Tallys Opal-Mailroom
- Swan Ivory
- Dildo Shaggins
- Ashlynn Mackinson
- Demonia Flowers
- Liliana Upper East Side
- Forsynthia Augustine-Ross
- Devon Devine
- Horseshoe Whimsy-Scott
- Ladder Handbag
- Boris Hearmeout
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- Hemp Rejuvinate
- Jimbo Antiwoke
- Jorge White Latino
- Industrie Rivers
- Feanaro Curifnwe
- Genievive Ballchick
- Noh Finaid
- Gianna Italianname
- Lah Bubu
- Anabellania Dance-Off
- Studyabroad Changedme
- Jimmy Peanuts
- Stacy Gracie
- Marco Dogwhistle
- Penelope Keloid
- Granola Belin
- Yaoi Boyonboy
- Datura Hemmingway
- Hydrangea Garbage-Chutes
- Jess Footbare
- Luna Solar
- Frewt Cakih
- Melissa Thigh Gap
- A. I. Queer
- Josie Stalin
- Dula Peep
- Fupa Deep
- Victoria Justice
- Saggy Daniel
- Princess McConnell-Fork
- Matchachacha Bobastraw
- Nonbinary Daughter
- Brambleclaw Jane Street
- Moisty Mire
- Former Editor In Chief Eleanor Henderson
- Liver Failure
- Florida Hepatitis-Water
- Jan Hammock
- Abalone Ballsack
- Juggalo Jimenez
- Olympia Pussywater
- Beta Cuck
- Richard Cheese
- Tammy “Wowza” Knockers
- Immaculate Conception
- Aunt Cathy
- Melanie Sweet
- Bethany Tart
- It Talian
- D3 Recruit Swimbleton
- Mei-Lin Community-Room
- Deco Twentyseven
- Your Crush
- Damn Daniel
- Ranger Power
- Edward Rogue-Lite
- Lucy Ferrero-Rocher
- Soren Umbrella Handle
- Kevin Nguyen
- Kevin Nguyen
- Kevin Nguyen
- Kevin Tran
- Kevin Nguyen
- William William IV
- Colleen Hooverville
- Fatman And’Woker
- Stephanie Nose
- Water Chestnut
- Mario Incandenza
- Jonathan Pork
- Jenny Shorts
- McConnell Pastabar
- Conch Aqua
- Bridge Piercing
- Moss
- Media Study
- Whitegirl Blackname
- CBD Gummy
- Poppy Goyardpurse
- Idont Judgetho
- Anh Phoong
- Juice Cleanse
- 尹錫悅
- Missy Transport
- Mandatory Alcoholsafetytraining
- Mead Dingle
- DJ Aaron Wu
- Bulumia Chickenbroth
- Lucy Potion
- Crocker Benson
- Butter Sock
- Varsity Bleu
- Jade Agate
- Lavander Sunrise
- Tiger Stoan
- Poison Thornbrooke
- Fuckit Weball
- Raindrop Droptop
- Marcus Frisbee
- Toronto Slang
- Rare Girl
- Farmhand Elijah
- Thomas Peashooter
- Ja Rule
- Chlamidya Kissinger
- Neo Pronoun
- Gekyume Onfroy
- Sissy Boyshorty
- Lalapalooza Wristband
- Coachella Valley
- Map Smithsonian
- Mary Jane
- Puente Hills Subaru
- Ovary Cysta
- Glasses “Four Eyes” McGee
- Troubled Abby
- Anya Earthsign
- Percocet Joanne
- Full Belly Freddy
- Holy Trinity
- Mrs. Johnson
- Jimmy Beater Car
- Dyed Hair Ryan
- Mackensie West
- Makkenzy Sanborn
- Makensi Atherton
- Mykenzie Skandera
- Wyatt Lotus
- Jammin’ Jerk Chicken
- Pepo Melo
- Siceay Shuttle
- Humble Daniel
- Imain Zerosuitsamus
- Bartholemew Hubbards
- Cumberland Cummington III
- Xylophone Challenge
- Jaqueline Erdogan
- Nepobaby Facebook
- Hope Gratitude 💝
- Molly Jorts
- William Lomax
- Blue Spike
- Agnes Tachyon
- Poken Stick
- Harvey Mudd
- Domino Motorcycle
- Canada Mapleleaf
- Diego Bananapepper
- Sacramento Truckstop
- Marcello Cankle
- Fashion Nova
- Minecraft Alex
- Vornado 630 Mid-Size Whole Room Air Circulator Fan for Home, 3 Speed Settings, Adjustable Tilt, Removable Grill, 9 Inch, Powerful Airflow, Manual Control Dial, Quiet Fan for Bedroom, Black
- Jill Klein’s Hat
- Hopscotch Kelly
- Annabella G-Wagon
- Tesla Supercharger
- Jingles Registrar
- Lavender Disinfectant-Wipe
- Waist-Trained Maureen
- Jeremiah Ho Phase
- Elizabeth Fingers
- Hunter Gatherer
- Claire Mont-Cash
- Soapy Doo-Doo Hands
- Big Mo
- Snorkel Ambitions
- Jasmine Libra-Cusp
- Salvia Serenity
- Joshuatree Shroomweekend
- Butterscotch the Dog
- James Whatshisface
- Costcoguy Chickenbake
- Gabrielle Starr