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“You Want Some Uninformed Ranting With That Contraception?”

This.

"Claremont Independent Contributes Much-Needed Male Opinion to Birth Control Debate"
“Claremont Independent Contributes Much-Needed Male Opinion to Birth Control Debate”
"In just 900 words, CMC sophomore Jerry Arneld ensures he will never see a vagina again for the rest of his life"
“In just 900 words, CMC sophomore Jerry Arneld ensures he will never see a vagina again for the rest of his life”

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When asked for an alternative to Plan B distributed from a machine, Mr. Arnold lamented, "unfortunately metal coat-hangers don't fit in vending machines."
When asked for an alternative to Plan B distributed from a machine, Mr. Arneld lamented, “unfortunately metal coat-hangers don’t fit in vending machines.”
"Do you want some Skittles with that Plan B: a CI Diatribe Against the Administration's Blatant Endorsement of Obesity"
“Do you want some Skittles with that Plan B: a CI Diatribe Against the Administration’s Blatant Endorsement of Obesity”
"I would never impose my moral beliefs on anyone, but we can't have a plan b vending machine because it's morally wrong."
“I would never impose my moral beliefs on anyone, but we can’t have a plan b vending machine because it’s morally wrong.”
"Local 19 Year Old Lectures Peers about Possibility of a Lifetime of Regret"
“Local 19 Year Old Lectures Peers about Possibility of a Lifetime of Regret”
"Don't Hit A0: I Thought Plan B was a Frito-Lay Product and Almost Died Upon Ingestion"
“Don’t Hit A0: I Thought Plan B was a Frito-Lay Product and Almost Died Upon Ingestion”

– Clancy Tripp CMC ’15, Liat Kaplan CMC ’17, Sam Pitcavage CMC ’15,  Brendan Busch CMC ’18,

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Ben
October 31, 2014 6:43 pm

The immaturity and frankly, stupidity, in this article is sad. The Golden Antlers used to be a funny publication but lately, it’s been a hateful political publication veiled as “satire”.

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