Chris Albanese
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CONTENT INTERRUPTION! Hey, you! Before consuming this, or after, or during, consider applying to our dumb stupid paper. We want you! CLICK HERE NOW.

Recently Scrapped Slogans (Part Deux) – Brought to you by the Office of Admissions

“Liberal” “Arts” HAHAHAHAHAH. We mainly want you to make money to give back to us. – CMC
“Liberal” “Arts” HAHAHAHAHA. We mainly want you to make money to give back to us. – CMC
Our Art Department is chalk drawings – CMC
Like Pomona, except without all of those made-up subjects, like Anthropology, or Geology, or Mandarin Chinese. CMC.
Ranked #1 according to U.S. News in the perennial “useless gravelly paths per Northern Mall renovation” per annum category.
WTF is a U-Lock? Where the FUCK is my bike? CMC
Fuck yea Ronald Reagan. CMC.

– Chris Albanese ’14 CMC

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D-Money
November 5, 2012 6:19 pm

LOL at #2

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