The beauty of acapella! 5C voices coming together to create glorious music, music like horn sound, singing sound, drum sound, flute sound, and many more. But what’s that there? In the distance? It’s the unavoidable sound of protest. Why? Because for some reason, The Band of Instruments that make Human Noises was not allowed to perform at Human Symphony this year.
What kind of world do we live in? One where a band of instruments can’t perform at an acapella concert? That’s crazy. Outrageous, even. Our investigative team set out for answers. Upon further exploration, we found that, not only were the Band of Instruments that make Human Noises denied a performance slot, but were also banned from the Harvey Mudd premises…
When we reached out for comment, the band of instruments released this statement:
And for what? You people think they can’t contribute a killer set to Human Symphony? Well they can, okay? The Band of Instruments that make Human Noises showed up to our headquarters and showed us all the noises they make and they were honestly really good. They made, like, at least 4 noises.
Someday, I bet that band will make it really big. I bet they’ll headline Coachella, and then everyone will be sorry. Ugh. You people can’t appreciate talent even when it’s scream-singing in your face.