Following the announced demolition of South Campus Brutalist sex dungeon and upscale eatery Oldenborg, the Pomona College Class of 2029 is in dire need of places to live. Fortunately, Pomona Admin is offering new study abroad opportunities for these stupid, poor, ugly, homeless rising sophomores.
Tent Farm in Skid Row
Amenities: BYOB (and everything else)
This exciting and sexy opportunity is designed for students interested in pursuing careers in social justice! The aim of the program is to help rock-climbing enthusiasts from multimillion dollar homes in the Bay better integrate with the low-income communities they generalize loudly and inaccurately about.
Queer LLC at the Claremont Pooch Dog Park
Amenities: Chlamydia, shrimp dick
This amazing outdoor education, queer-focused living learning community is designed to immerse the Pomona twink (and zesty straight) community in gay culture. Students will engage in multidisciplinary inquiry, with elective options such as The Chemistry of Poppers, Conducting DL Trade, and Painting.
Israel
Amenities: Housing promised to you 3000 years ago
To no one’s great surprise, Pussydent Gassy Star has been funneling endowment money towards a 1:1 replica of Pomona College (with air conditioning this time) in the heart of Tel Aviv. This program is designed to help students better understand that, yes, even being a woke, gay liberal with pronounce doesn’t stop you from contributing to the oppression of the Global South.