Guys stop it, reading Marx on my private jet does not make me a bad leftist. In fact, I think it makes me more socially conscious. I understand the inner workings of the billionaire class, because I’m technically a part of it. When the revolution happens, you’ll need people like me to help organize things like cash flow and managing the proletariat, because, as a rich educated person, I am most qualified to do so.
I may not be in favor of capitalism, but I am in favor of the benefits I receive from it. Like my private jet, $500,000 a month allowance, and get out of jail free card (yes like in Monopoly). Fun fact: all billionaires have one and we aren’t supposed to tell you, but I just did. See? I’m on your side! It’s not my fault my father owns an AI tech company, and it is certainly not my fault that he cut their wages again this week so I could buy this jet. I didn’t ask him to do that, he just chose to.
I don’t get why all you broke idiots are pressed at me just because I own a private jet. I thought the left was supposed to accept people for who they are, yet I identify as a person with socioeconomic success (POS) and you have the gall to tell me I’m part of the problem? So much for the “tolerant left.”
Also, when I say eat the rich, I mean it. We should start with my neighbor Kevin, he’s really annoying and his dog is so loud and not even that cute. You should get Kevin and not my dad.
I wouldn’t necessarily call myself a billionaire. Like yes, my family has billions of dollars and we live in a multi-million dollar home, but I am not in control of the wealth within the household. I would say I’m more of a person experiencing financial bounty than a billionaire (PEFB).
And my dad’s company isn’t even that evil, his employees make a full 20 cents over minimum wage and his AI model will only drain all the water in 150 years. Kevin’s company is gonna drain all the water in 99 years. Kevin is the one you need to worry about.
Was my inspiration to become a leftist only to piss off my parents and advocate for the death of Kevin and his dumb car that’s always parked badly? Maybe. But also, that Karl Marx guy made some good points. Maybe, Kevin isn’t the only evil billionaire. But also, some of them are really good people who should be celebrated for their advancements in human society. I’m sure Marx had like one or two rich friends, how money did that Engels guy have?
Really, I believe we should live in a society where everyone has a private jet, but until that day, I’ll continue to enjoy mine.