Situationship or Delusions of Grandeur?

7 Signs It’s All in Your Head

  1. They don’t exist.

2. They ghost you indefinitely (soft block ≠ cock block)

3. Your mom does NOT think they are a “handsome boy/girl/person”

4. The school has reached out about a “mental health break”


5. God is a woman, and she was at the 212.

6. They don’t believe that the yaoi/yuri revolution is coming to save us all from the evil lizards in government. 

7. Your (they/them) penis does NOT get hard at the sight of them.



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