Boom! Spluh! Kuh! I fell.
If you’ve had the pleasure of walking through CMC’s green beach this year, you’ve probably noticed something new lurking on the road up to Bauer Forum, right past our beautiful girls tanning and the leftover red solo cups from 601.
No, not a new sculpture. There has been a new addition of white blobs on the road.
I was walking my big fat ass up the hill, and then, boom, I tripped and fell flat on the white blobs.
I scraped my knee, and probably chipped a tooth.
Anyway, President Dudley, even though you are not as attractive as Chodosh (RIP GILF), please do something about this! Drunk kids will eat MORE shit than they usually do! Help!