Yikes: Strom Thacker scratches a student’s car while trying to parallel park his tricycle
Cute! Strom Thacker Struggles to Get His Favorite Stick Through the Door!
Ruh Roh! Strom Would’ve Gotten Away With It If It Wasn’t For You Meddling Kids
Opinion: Strom’s Baby Bump is Sooooo Cute!
Strom Has Runtime Error, Collapses on Ground
Strom Thacker Ate My Homework Again…
Strom Thacker Gains Cartoonishly Large Muscles After Eating Can of Spinach
It’s Been a Month and Strom Thacker Hasn’t Realized He’s Not at Pomona Yet
Strom Thacker is Actually His Porn Name and He Just Messed Up Saying It the First Time But Now It’s Too Awkward to Admit That He Said the Wrong Name
BREAKING: Strom Thacker Failed the Object Permanence Test
