OPINION: I’m Fine

How are you? I’m totally fine, you can stop asking, thanks. Why wouldn’t I be fine? Midterms? I’ve never heard that TERM before. Haha… get it. It’s a joke to prove how silly and totally chill I feel right now.

Like I said, I’m doing fine, great even. You can definitely stop asking. What’s that? Tension on campus? Huh, I hadn’t noticed. Everything at all 5Cs has just seemed so chill and positive to me. I don’t know why anyone would feel otherwise.

Why do I need to keep reminding you that I’m totally doing great! Election year? Hah! Why would anyone be stressed about a silly little thing like that? I haven’t thought about the election at all. Like never, like it hasn’t crossed my mind. I’m still basking in the era of the Coconut tree remixes on instagram. That was fun, right? That’s how American politics always feel to me. Like a silly and kind of overused Gen-Z trend. LOL. See how much I’m laughing? It’s because I’m a totally chill and relaxed person. I’m not worried about anything?

So will you stop asking now. Because I’m fine. It doesn’t matter how much sleep I got this week. I’m fine. Everything is great. No, I’m not fine. I’m wonderful. I’m doing so great Tony the Tiger should sponsor me. Then, if someone asks how I am, I could point to him and he would say, They’rrrrrrrrre Grrrrrrreat! And everyone would laugh at how good I’m doing.

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