Baseball! It’s the great American pastime. Beer! It’s the great American beverage. Barefoot men with beards! The spirit calls them to take off their pants.
Feeling bored and a little existential on a Saturday afternoon? Have all of your fears confirmed by playing drunk baseball with a bunch of people you have never seen in your life and swear to God don’t go to the 5Cs.
Watch a twenty-three year-old connect to the speaker with Wahoo’s stickers on it and hear “Ho, Hey” by the Lumineers blast across the baseball field. Sunshine, home runs, and awkward conversations with the chill guy from your science class. You will feel like it’s either 2013 and you are about to see Wesley Schultz and Jeremiah Fraites (Lumineers) perform in a rustic bar or like you’ve died and this is what comes after.
So come on down to the Pomona baseball field for some real human-to-human connection. Seltzers will NOT be provided, so don’t even think about asking, queer.