Your Closest Friend Went To LA And Met Your Favorite Celebrity (Without You)

How did it feel? Hm? Did it feel good? Did it feel good when you shook his hand and high fived his son? I bet it did. I bet it was the best feeling in the world. Hey one more question – Did you forget to twist the knife when you brutally stabbed me in the back?

Out of all the betrayals I’ve faced this is the worst. I’ve been beaten, spit on, male-manipulated, lobotomized, but this takes the cake. Who does that? Who says “I really liked Swarm” when you haven’t even watched it? You see – me, I know the lyrics to every song he has; You can’t even describe the influence of his sophomore album. You’re cruel.

Like, you couldn’t even facetime me? I get a text– but you can’t even FACETIME me? Let me talk to him. Two words and I would’ve been hired. I could’ve been RICH by now. You completely ruined my life and all of my problems are your fault.

I will never forget this transgression. Don’t apologize. Don’t even speak to me.

Fuck you K*******. I hope you get hit by another car.

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