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  • The Golden Antlers’ New Years Apologies

    The Golden Antlers’ New Years Apologies

    Clancy Tripp
    December 31, 2012
    2012
    2012, 2013, 5c, ASCMC, buttocks, cesar chavez, claremont, claremont mckenna college, cmc, cmc president, cms foorball team, cms homecoming, collins dining hall, danny glover, date rapists, dean dick vos, donald glover, frary mural, harvard, harvard crimon, harvard lampoon, harvey mudd, harvey mudd college, henry cravis, hiram chodosh, ikea, jesus h. christ, king arthur, mahatma gandhi, martin luther king jr, mother teresa of calcutta, old yeller, pamela gann, pitzer, pitzer college, pomona, pomona college, prospies, ronald reagan penis, sagehens, scripps, scripps college, shirley temple, simba, snapchat, taylor swift, the golden antlers, the golden stag, the hub, the one ring to rule them all, the original cast of rent the musical, TNC
  • A Claremont Christmas: St. Nick Visits the Athenaeum

    A Claremont Christmas: St. Nick Visits the Athenaeum

    Sam Pitcavage
    December 26, 2012
    2012
    5c, athenaeum, christmas, claremont mckenna college, cmc, ebenezer scrooge, glenn beck, jack pitney jr, kravis center, mr. claus, pitzer, scripps, st nick, the golden antlers, the golden stag
  • Student Finds “Adderall” On Floor of Library, Accidentally Roofies Self

    Student Finds “Adderall” On Floor of Library, Accidentally Roofies Self

    Clancy Tripp
    December 19, 2012
    2012
    5c, a midsummer night’s dream, adderall, claremont mckenna college, cmc, drugs, harvey mudd, harvey mudd college, honnold library cafe, librarian, love-in-idleness, pitzer, pitzer college, pomona, pomona college, roofied, roofies, scripps, scripps college, shakespearean, the golden antlerst, the golden stag
  • Claremont Classifieds

    Claremont Classifieds

    Jessica Jin
    December 15, 2012
    2012
    5c, harvey mudd, harvey mudd college, pitzer, pitzer college, pomona, pomona college, scripps, scripps college
  • Tour de Pants: A Race To The Bottom

    Tour de Pants: A Race To The Bottom

    Ben Turner
    December 15, 2012
    2012
    bykes, campus safety, claremont college community, claremont mckenna college, claremont village, cmc, harvey mudd, harvey mudd college, lance needle, pedalphilia, pedestrians, pitzer, pitzer college, pomona, pomona college, scripps, scripps college, the golden antlers, the golden stag, vicious cyclers
  • Overzealous Pitzer Protester Self-Immolates in Response to Elimination of Meatless Mondays

    Overzealous Pitzer Protester Self-Immolates in Response to Elimination of Meatless Mondays

    Charlie Montgomery
    December 13, 2012
    2012
    5c’s, claremont mckenna, grilled chicken, harvey mudd, malott dining hall, meatless mondays, motley, occupt movement, ponding, scripps, seal court, self-immolation, the golden antlers, the golden stag, tibetan monks
  • CMC’s Logo Symbology Explained

    CMC’s Logo Symbology Explained

    Jessica Jin
    December 12, 2012
    2012
    aesthetic appreciation, bro, cigar smoke, claremont mckenna college, cmc, jessica jin, logo, pomona, size matters, stags, the golden antlers, the golden stag, winston churchill
  • Breaking News: All Anonymous Hateful Comments on Forum Articles are Actually the Work of Sean McQueen

    Breaking News: All Anonymous Hateful Comments on Forum Articles are Actually the Work of Sean McQueen

    Clancy Tripp
    December 12, 2012
    2012
    5c, ASCMC, ascmc vice president, claremont mckenna college, cmc, editor-in-chief, golden gossip miles high club, green pod, literature major, managing editor, poppa lab, rofl, the golden antlers, the golden stag, trolling
  • Presidential Search Committee announces “Hunky Hiram” as Next President of CMC

    Presidential Search Committee announces “Hunky Hiram” as Next President of CMC

    Dante Toppo
    December 7, 2012
    2012
    angry omelet man, attraction and sexiness sequence, board of trustees, campaign for claremont mckenna, chairman, claremont mckenna college, cmc, elite modeling agency, george roberts, h-cho, harry t mcmahon, hiram e chodosh, holy roman emperor, lord our savior jesus christ, new york, pamela gann, party-rocking, playgirl, presidential search committee, romania, the forum, the golden antlerst, the golden stag, university of phoenix, utah, vogue
  • George R. Roberts Immediately Retracts Historic ‘Roberts Pavilion’ Gift

    George R. Roberts Immediately Retracts Historic ‘Roberts Pavilion’ Gift

    Ender Wiggin
    December 6, 2012
    2012
    5c, harvey mudd, harvey mudd college, pomona, pomona college, scripps, scripps college
  • CMC Senior Writes 200 Page Thesis

    CMC Senior Writes 200 Page Thesis

    Ariel Katz
    December 3, 2012
    2012
    200 page thesis, 2008 election, ariel katz, claremont mckenna college, cmc, gender studies major, lab priority, obama administration, poppa, senior thesis, the golden antlers, the golden stag, thesis reader, times new roman
  • Frary Mural Exposé: Theories on a Pomona Penis

    Frary Mural Exposé: Theories on a Pomona Penis

    Clancy Tripp
    November 30, 2012
    2012
    5c, bra-burning, claremont mckenna, cmc, frary, government, harvey mudd, harvey mudd college, henry kravis, job creation, la county, los ángeles county measure b, micheal malsed, mural, pitzer, pitzer college, pomona, pomona college, prometheus, pub, radioactive, scripps, scripps college, the golden antlers, the golden stag, women’s studies
  • Dear Sage Antlers: “I’m in Love With a Pomoaner”

    Dear Sage Antlers: “I’m in Love With a Pomoaner”

    The Golden Antlers
    November 27, 2012
    2012
    5c, burrito line, claremont mckenna, cmc, frary, golden antlers, harvey mudd, harvey mudd college, pitzer, pitzer college, pomoaner, pomona, pomona college, pomona skyspace, pub, ruphies, sage antlers, sagecock, sagehen, scripps, scripps college, south quad, the golden stag
  • TNC Brings Thrift Shop Boom to Claremont

    TNC Brings Thrift Shop Boom to Claremont

    Ender Wiggin
    November 16, 2012
    2012
    claremont mckenna, cmc, crocs, derelicte, discount economics, ender wiggin, fedoras, goo goo dolls, hipsters, inland empire, instagram, iphones, jim nauls, montclair plaza mall, myspace, scabies, skinny jeans, the golden antlers, the golden stag, thrift shop
  • Claremont McKenna Petitions to Secede from the Consortium

    Claremont McKenna Petitions to Secede from the Consortium

    Haley Patoski
    November 15, 2012
    2012
    ASCMC, ascmc president, charles johnson, claremont mckenna college, cmc, confederate men’s college, consortium, financial advisor, haley patoski, petition, secede, secession, student investment fund, the claremont conservative, the golden antlers, the golden stag, thursday night club, TNC
  • CMC Announces New “Gentlemen’s Studies” Sequence

    CMC Announces New “Gentlemen’s Studies” Sequence

    Charlie Montgomery
    November 14, 2012
    2012
    brooks brothers, chivalry, claremont mckenna college, cmc, don draper, gentlemen’s studies, golden antlers, golden stag, james bond, john faranda, pamela gann, peasant, pheasant, philanthropy, shakespeare
  • CMC Men Bewildered Upon Discovering Snapchat is Not Just For Dick Pics

    CMC Men Bewildered Upon Discovering Snapchat is Not Just For Dick Pics

    Ari Saperstein
    November 9, 2012
    2012
    dick picks, learning experience, pitzer, pitzer college, snap chat
  • Donald Glover “Super Pissed” about Party Inform, Danny Glover Equally Offended

    Donald Glover “Super Pissed” about Party Inform, Danny Glover Equally Offended

    Clancy Tripp
    November 8, 2012
    2012
    bridges auditorium, childish gambino, claremont mckenna, cmc, danny glover, donald glover, google, heartbeat, NASDAQ, netflix, party inform, the golden antlers, the golden stag, the wire, ucla
  • Collins’ Decision to Add Water Dispenser Heavily Protested by Students

    Collins’ Decision to Add Water Dispenser Heavily Protested by Students

    Ender Wiggin
    November 5, 2012
    2012
    5c, ASCMC, ascmc vice president, claremont mckenna, claremont quidditch, cmc, collins, GI bill, john faranda, laverne, normandy, pitzer, teaparty, the golden antlers, the golden stag, watergate, white party
  • Recently Scrapped Slogans (Part Deux) – Brought to you by the Office of Admissions

    Recently Scrapped Slogans (Part Deux) – Brought to you by the Office of Admissions

    Chris Albanese
    November 4, 2012
    2012
    5c, claremont colleges, cmc, harvey mudd, mottos, pitzer, pomona, ronald reagan, scripps, slogan, US News college rankings
  • CMS Homecoming Happens Unbeknownst to Fans

    CMS Homecoming Happens Unbeknownst to Fans

    Clancy Tripp
    November 3, 2012
    2012
    ari davis, athenas, chapman panthers, clare riva, clarmeont mckenna, cmc, cms, coach kyle sweeney, curtis wang, david leathers, ducey basketball courts, football, harvey mudd, harvey mudd college, homecoming, homecoming court, john faranda, kyle weiss, mudds, scripps, scripps college, senior class president, stags, superfan, the golden antlers, the golden stag, title ix
  • Got hilarious article ideas? Want someone else to write ’em?

    Got hilarious article ideas? Want someone else to write ’em?

    The Golden Antlers
    November 1, 2012
    2012
    community, gorgeous times call for gorgeous measures, outreach, satire, we want to here from YOU
  • CMC Art Initiative “Almost Definitely” a Front For Socialist Hippie Commune

    CMC Art Initiative “Almost Definitely” a Front For Socialist Hippie Commune

    Clancy Tripp
    October 31, 2012
    2012
    arts council, ASCMC, ascmc president, aseem chipalkatti, barack hussein obama, bloomberg terminal, campus organizations chair, claremont mckenna, Claremont Men’s college, clarmeont mckenna college, cmc, friedrich engels, hugo chavez, karl marx, medical marijuana, robert day, student health center, student investment fund, the golden antlers, the golden stag, vice president, winston churchill society
  • Fall Starts, Ends Morning of October 27th

    Fall Starts, Ends Morning of October 27th

    Dante Toppo
    October 29, 2012
    2012
    5c, claremont, claremont mckenna college, cmc, dante toppo, fall, harvey mudd, harvey mudd college, northern hemisphere, november, october, pitzer, pitzer college, pomona, pomona college, sahara, scripps, scripps college, the golden antlers, the golden stag, wild west, winter
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