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2019 Fall
  • Op-ed: I got Fingered at Toga Party. Here’s Why You Should Too.

    Op-ed: I got Fingered at Toga Party. Here’s Why You Should Too.

    The Golden Antlers
    September 27, 2019
    2019 Fall
    Events, lifestyle, opinion
  • Long-Distance Couple Returns to Claremont, Continues Facetiming

    Long-Distance Couple Returns to Claremont, Continues Facetiming

    Brady Anderson
    September 25, 2019
    2019 Fall
    Local, Student
  • Students Say “Neigh” to the Admission of a Horse into the Scripps Class of 2023

    Students Say “Neigh” to the Admission of a Horse into the Scripps Class of 2023

    Jackson Kuzmik
    September 23, 2019
    2019 Fall
    Local, scripps, scripps college
  • The Golden Antlers’ Tips for First Years: Claremont McKenna

    The Golden Antlers’ Tips for First Years: Claremont McKenna

    Julia Foodman
    September 20, 2019
    2019 Fall
    cmc, guides, lifestyle
  • The Golden Antlers’ Tips for First-Years: Harvey Mudd Edition

    The Golden Antlers’ Tips for First-Years: Harvey Mudd Edition

    Julia Foodman
    September 19, 2019
    2019 Fall
    guides, harvey mudd, harvey mudd college, lifestyle
  • The Golden Antlers’ Tips for First Years: Pitzer Edition

    The Golden Antlers’ Tips for First Years: Pitzer Edition

    Alex Valdesuso
    September 18, 2019
    2019 Fall
    guides, pitzer, pitzer college
  • The Golden Antlers’ Tips for First-Years: Pomona Edition

    The Golden Antlers’ Tips for First-Years: Pomona Edition

    Julia Foodman
    September 17, 2019
    2019 Fall
    guides, lifestyle, pomona, pomona college
  • The Golden Antlers’ Tips for First-Years: Scripps Edition

    The Golden Antlers’ Tips for First-Years: Scripps Edition

    Julia Foodman
    September 16, 2019
    2019 Fall
    guides, lifestyle, scripps, scripps college
  • Impressive First-Year Pomona Class Includes Jesus Christ himself

    Impressive First-Year Pomona Class Includes Jesus Christ himself

    Maggie Thompson
    September 13, 2019
    2019 Fall
    pomona, pomona college, Student
  • Save The Golden Antlers

    Save The Golden Antlers

    The Golden Antlers
    August 9, 2019
    2019 Fall
  • CMC Removed from Niche College Ranking after Sending Bribe to be Higher Ranked on Top Party Schools List

    CMC Removed from Niche College Ranking after Sending Bribe to be Higher Ranked on Top Party Schools List

    Alex Valdesuso
    July 29, 2019
    2019 Fall
    cmc
  • Scripps College Should be a Safe Space: Remove All Womxn so I Feel Comfortable

    Scripps College Should be a Safe Space: Remove All Womxn so I Feel Comfortable

    Julia Foodman
    May 9, 2019
    2019 Spring
    scripps, scripps college
  • In Attempt to Teach the Admissions Office a Lesson, Registrar Says “Fuck It”

    In Attempt to Teach the Admissions Office a Lesson, Registrar Says “Fuck It”

    The Golden Antlers
    May 8, 2019
    2019 Spring
    scripps, scripps college
  • Student has Breakdown About not Having a Breakdown Yet

    Student has Breakdown About not Having a Breakdown Yet

    Alex Valdesuso
    May 6, 2019
    2019 Spring
    Local, Student
  • Why Can’t I Fuck in the Bouncy House at Pirate Party?

    Why Can’t I Fuck in the Bouncy House at Pirate Party?

    Cooper Pryde
    May 3, 2019
    2019 Spring
    cmc
  • CMC Announces Plans to Fuck the Black Hole

    CMC Announces Plans to Fuck the Black Hole

    Alyssa R.
    April 18, 2019
    2019 Spring
    cmc
  • Prospie Triumphantly Returns to High School with Wild Drinking Stories

    Prospie Triumphantly Returns to High School with Wild Drinking Stories

    Brady Anderson
    April 16, 2019
    2019 Spring
    lifestyle, Local
  • Student’s Decision to Skip Coachella Entirely Based on Moral Values and Not the Fact that They Spent All Their Money On JUUL Pods

    Student’s Decision to Skip Coachella Entirely Based on Moral Values and Not the Fact that They Spent All Their Money On JUUL Pods

    Alex Valdesuso
    April 13, 2019
    2019 Spring
    Local
  • Administration Releases New Hunting Guidelines for 2019 Prospie Season

    Administration Releases New Hunting Guidelines for 2019 Prospie Season

    Alex Valdesuso
    April 12, 2019
    2019 Spring
    cmc, lifestyle
  • Pomona College Adds Simlish Language Table at Oldenborg Center

    Pomona College Adds Simlish Language Table at Oldenborg Center

    Alex Valdesuso
    April 5, 2019
    2019 Spring
    lifestyle, pomona, pomona college
  • Chopped: Collins Edition

    Chopped: Collins Edition

    The Golden Antlers
    March 8, 2019
    2019 Spring
    Video, Videos
  • Extreme Traffic on Route 15 as Students Rush to Vegas With Datamatches Release

    Extreme Traffic on Route 15 as Students Rush to Vegas With Datamatches Release

    Julia Foodman
    February 15, 2019
    2019 Spring
    Events, lifestyle, Local
  • Fyre Festival Founder Hired To Set Up Pirate Party 2019

    Fyre Festival Founder Hired To Set Up Pirate Party 2019

    Jack Gerstenberger
    February 8, 2019
    2019 Spring
    Global, lifestyle
  • I Pledge Not to View Any Pictures of Jeff Bezos’s Penis

    I Pledge Not to View Any Pictures of Jeff Bezos’s Penis

    Sam Fraser
    February 7, 2019
    2019 Spring
    Global
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