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2021 Fall
  • Hiram Chodosh Explains Inflation: “People Just Couldn’t Count As High Back Then”

    Hiram Chodosh Explains Inflation: “People Just Couldn’t Count As High Back Then”

    The Golden Antlers
    October 8, 2021
    2021 Fall
    chodosh, cmc, econ, hiram chodosh, hiram e chodosh, inflation
  • I Shit You Not #1: Pomona Art History Faculty Offices, Room 207

    I Shit You Not #1: Pomona Art History Faculty Offices, Room 207

    Harrison Chapin
    September 29, 2021
    2021 Fall
  • Pull the Fire Alarm and 9 Other Ways to Cover Up Your Cough in Public

    Pull the Fire Alarm and 9 Other Ways to Cover Up Your Cough in Public

    Lia Harel
    September 27, 2021
    2021 Fall
    cough, covid, fire alarm, kazoo
  • By Literally Making Students Chase Their Food, CMC Reminds Everyone that Basic Sustenance Is Something You Must Earn

    By Literally Making Students Chase Their Food, CMC Reminds Everyone that Basic Sustenance Is Something You Must Earn

    Eleanor Henderson
    September 19, 2021
    2021 Fall
    cmc, collins dining hall, dog, food
  • Service Dog Written Up for Not Wearing Tiny, Adorable Mask While Visiting Dorm

    Service Dog Written Up for Not Wearing Tiny, Adorable Mask While Visiting Dorm

    Brady Anderson
    September 15, 2021
    2021 Fall
    adorable, covid, dog, lifestyle, Local, mask, pomona, pomona college, tiny
  • BREAKING: Student Health Services Uses Your Saliva As Lube

    BREAKING: Student Health Services Uses Your Saliva As Lube

    Eamon Morris
    September 13, 2021
    2021 Fall
    claremont, Gross, Spit, student health services
  • Citing COVID-19 Concerns, Pomona College Suspends Use of Corporal Punishment

    Citing COVID-19 Concerns, Pomona College Suspends Use of Corporal Punishment

    The Golden Antlers
    September 10, 2021
    2021 Fall
    5c, corporal punishment, covid, nuns, pomona, rulers slapping knuckles, suspension
  • Study Reveals CMC Econ Bros Better at Pulling Out Than American Armed Forces

    Study Reveals CMC Econ Bros Better at Pulling Out Than American Armed Forces

    The Golden Antlers
    August 30, 2021
    2021 Fall
    american armed forces, cmc, cums, econ bro, sperms, wars
  • Oh No! Student Mistakenly Brings In-Class Masturbation Habit From Zoom to Claremont

    Oh No! Student Mistakenly Brings In-Class Masturbation Habit From Zoom to Claremont

    The Golden Antlers
    August 30, 2021
    2021 Fall
    “rockin my shit in the classroom”, covid, love, masturbation, relationship, zoom
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