BDSM traditionalists are slowly embracing the avant-garde subculture of the enzymatic kink. Born out of the erotica of SpongeBob SquarePants, who lives in a pineapple under the sea, pineapple sucking, according to one of its founding members, is “orthodox masochism’s third cousins twice removed who had an affair with a fruit bowl.” The founding member […] More
While we normally love the sound of a good mucus-drenched cough—especially if it sprays a little—coughing during this fucking pandemic has the potential to destroy your reputation. Here is a list of strategies to minimize the chances of social suicide. Pull the fire alarm. Pretend to be choking so that someone does the Heimlich maneuver […] More
After going undercover for nearly two virtual semesters, journalists at the Golden Antlers have uncovered a bombshell story about the melting point and flammability of certain objects on your desk, and it’s going to blow your mind. More
Finally Claremont McKenna has answered the age-old question, “How can we say we hate having women at our school, but make sure we still get their tuition money?” To celebrate Claremont McKenna’s 75th anniversary, the CMC supply shop now features a “retro line” of clothing and accessories honoring the glorious and objectively putrid era before […] More
On a crisp March morning, a few dozen gummy worms gather outside the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) headquarters in Washington D.C. They ranged from sour coated to tropical flavored to vegan-friendly, but they all had one thing in common: they came to demand equality. The USDA has a long history of discrimination. Nearly […] More
Finding summer opportunities as an undergrad can be daunting, especially given the fact that what you do over the summer will determine what you will do for the rest of your life. Therefore, it is important to conduct a thorough search to find what will best build up your resume and provide you with the […] More
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