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2022 Spring
Stupid Women Clearly Never Heard of a Coat Hanger
The Golden Antlers
May 9, 2022
2022 Spring
abortion
,
alito
,
roe v wade
,
supreme court
,
women
OPINION: the Scripps Swimming Pool Is Too Damn Small!
Sterling Drummond
May 5, 2022
2022 Spring
cmc man
,
opinion
,
pool
,
scripps
,
scripps pool
,
swimming pool
,
too small
Due to Housing Shortage, Scripps College Ritually Executes Students, Houses Them in Holes in Ground
Eleanor Henderson
May 1, 2022
2022 Spring
execute
,
holes
,
housing
,
housing shortage
,
scripps
,
shortage
Following Discovery of Oil Reserves, Grove House Closes to Make Way for Fracking Operation
Lily Wellington
April 29, 2022
2022 Spring
BREAKING: Pitzer Mailroom Ladies Holding Three Hostages, Won’t Release Them Because Authorities “Didn’t Receive an Email”
Emilio LoewMuscarolas
April 26, 2022
2022 Spring
email
,
hostages
,
mailroom
,
pitzer
Hey! I Noticed That You Saw My Insta Story Saying I Have COVID And You Didn’t Swipe Up. Do You Hate Me?
Eamon Morris
April 25, 2022
2022 Spring
covid
,
lifestyle
The Student Life Patent
The Golden Antlers
April 22, 2022
2022 Spring
actual journalism
,
april fools
,
jesting
,
playful rivalry between pals
,
the student life
,
tsl
Jesus Finally Comes
Lucas Cunningham
April 17, 2022
2022 Spring
easter
,
Events
,
jesus
Mudd Union of Non-Conventional Healthy Relationships says “Masks on, all else off!”
Ella Lehavi
April 14, 2022
2022 Spring
Events
,
harvey mudd
,
harvey mudd college
Pitzer Postpones Witch Burning Ritual Due to COVID Concerns
Ben Smith
April 11, 2022
2022 Spring
covid
,
Student
,
Witch burning
CMC Admits Lifting Mask Mandate Was Premature, So We Organized a Webinar on How to Last Longer
Lily Wellington
April 9, 2022
2022 Spring
covid
,
cums
,
relationship
,
sexual frustration
,
tutorial
,
webinar
Ooga Booga! To Celebrate Women’s History Month Finally Ending, Men Revert Caveman-style Catcalling
Addy Ball
April 8, 2022
2022 Spring
Addy B
,
catcalling
,
cave man
,
ooga booga
,
women's history month
Pomona Students Grossly Misinterpret Gabi Starr’s Plea to Stay Positive Amid Rising COVID Cases
Daniel H.
April 7, 2022
2022 Spring
covid
,
gabi starr
,
infection
,
optimism
,
pomona
Scandal! A Capella Group Caught with Tiny Little Instruments Inside of Their Mouths
Tali Maximon
April 2, 2022
2022 Spring
a capella
,
instruments
,
scamfest
,
scandal
Oscars Go to Pay-Per-View
The Golden Antlers
March 27, 2022
2022 Spring
alopecia
,
alopecia awareness
,
chris rock
,
gi jane
,
the slap
,
victorius
2022 Worm Week Headlines #2
The Golden Antlers
March 24, 2022
2022 Spring
lung problems
,
penis
,
vaping
,
Worm
,
Worm Week
Op-Ed: I Think My Roommate Is Secretly a Worm, His Bed Is Filled with Dirt
Jake D.
March 23, 2022
2022 Spring
Dirt
,
opinion
,
Roommate
,
Worm
,
Worm Week
Worm Crush Wednesday
The Golden Antlers
March 23, 2022
2022 Spring
crush
,
just wormy things
,
limerence
,
love
,
lust
,
raw sexual attraction
,
rawr
,
relationship
,
Worm
,
Worm Week
So… A Lot of You Have Been Wondering What Worm Week Is
The Golden Antlers
March 22, 2022
2022 Spring
happy times
,
pls explain worm week
,
slimes
,
slimy
,
what da fuck is worm week
,
Worm
,
Worm Week
2022 Worm Week Headlines #1
The Golden Antlers
March 21, 2022
2022 Spring
phallic symbolism
,
snip snip
,
Worm
,
Worm Week
CROSS-CAMPUS DINING IS BACK!
The Golden Antlers
February 25, 2022
2022 Spring
5c
,
5c dining
,
covid
,
Dining hall
After Studying Hard, Mudder Passes Turing Test
Eleanor Henderson
February 23, 2022
2022 Spring
harvey mudd
,
harvey mudd college
,
Local
,
Student
Claremont College Presidents to Say “Fuck It” and Replace the Rest of the Semester with an NFT
Eamon Morris
February 21, 2022
2022 Spring
Recap: Spring ’22 Parents Weekend
The Golden Antlers
February 19, 2022
2022 Spring
chodosh
,
dad
,
daddy
,
parenting
,
parents weekend
,
pregnancy
,
safe sex
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