Tag: housing

agreement, charlie kirk, housing, jerk off, ozempic, wnba

“Please Jerk Off a Little Louder, I’m Almost There!” Plus 69 Other Essential Roommate Agreements

The Golden Antlers

November 6, 2025

2025 Fall

agreement, charlie kirk, housing, jerk off, ozempic, wnba
The Official Golden Antlers Roommate Hotline is Now in Business!

Camille D.

October 23, 2025

2025 Fall

garden gnomes, housing, rage cage, Roommate
Unused RA Condom Yearning from Bottom of Your Desk Drawer

Andrew B.

September 13, 2025

2025 Fall

condom, health, housing, safe sex, sex, yearning
Car Lodged Into Floor 2 of Building E After Hitting CCA Speed Bump

James D.

September 7, 2025

2025 Fall

5c housing, accident, car, cca, housing, tragedy, tragedy as old as the bible, tragicomedy
5C Housing Update – 2025

The Golden Antlers

May 1, 2025

2025 Spring

5c, beast games, housing, jonestown
Due to Housing Shortage, Scripps College Ritually Executes Students, Houses Them in Holes in Ground

Eleanor Henderson

May 1, 2022

2022 Spring

execute, holes, housing, housing shortage, scripps, shortage
How The 5Cs Are Responding To The Housing Shortage

The Golden Antlers

April 25, 2021

2021 Spring

5c housing, covid, housing
Incoming Students Banished To Freshman Island

Brendan Busch

August 21, 2016

2016 Fall

cmc, freshmen, housing