Scripps student go to seal court and be like “lavender matcha! Lavender matcha!” then dance around in Her white maxi skirt and something something (author of the book they are required for core). But CMC men are like “uhhh!!! Business! I’m going to wear a suit today. My parents are KKR.” and then they pee into the ice machine outside of Collins and swallow goldfish. haha
But Pitzer students are like “duhhh!!! Duhh!!!! Birkenstock! I drink Yerba Mate and my dog back home is ugly. Let’s go do cocaine at the Mt. Baldy Ski Lodge!” And Pomona students are. Like “I’m bisexual! Let me wear my wire framed glasses and drive my very small car to class. I have swipe access to Estella and you don’t even though I’m a humanities major!!!”
And then, like, Mudd students are like “n+1! I’m gong to work harg play hard because I am a CS Math major. My hair is too long to seem like I forget to get a haircut but not long enough to actually be a statement. I’m going to grutoring hours now!!! Remember the meth lab?” and CGU studnets are like
Guys, this was really fun. We should do this again sometime. Actually, we should do this again right now! I have the writing bug in me today haha (or mono).