Report: Housing and Dining Don’t Care if You Live or Die
Student Accidentally Becomes Accessibility Advocate After Moving Ten Boxes to Upstairs Room With No Elevator
How to Forgive the Person Who You Were When You Packed
Double: Tag You and Your New Roommate
Suite: Tag You and Your Suitemates
Bigger Suite: Tag You and Your Suitemates
Amy Marcus Newhall or Martin Shkreli? Scripps is Making Me Pay 25 Dollars to Eat Chia Seed Pudding
Elevator? I Hardly Know Her. Is She Here? Where Is She? I’d Love to Meet Her. Is She? Where? Where?
Storage Unit Is Mary Poppins Bag
Hazing? It’s 97 Degrees And The Air Quality Isn’t Great And I Have to Move All My Belongings And Somehow There Are Even More Than I Packed And I Can’t Drive To Get My Them And All My Friends With Cars Are Busy Moving Too And Even If I Get My Things I Have No Elevator And I’m on The Third Floor And I Have No Air Conditioning And My Room Is Small And It’s Missing A Bunch Of Blinds And There’s No Water Fountain Nearby And The Meal Plan Hasn’t Started And I Didn’t Get Any Of My PERMs Approved