Co-writer: Jeremy Martin
Dear Pomona College Community,
I write to you with regards to recent student activism on campus; it is essential to me that our interactions are approached with the utmost respect and consideration for boundaries and mutual understanding. Though I acknowledge student autonomy in mask-wearing during demonstrations, Pomona College code of conduct dictates that I, Gabi Starr, reserve the right to give you a little smoochy-smooch when I feel like it.
As everyone knows, transparency and safety is my utmost concern. It would give me immense peace of mind if I could take off your mask… just for a second? I really would like to… Sorry I’m blushing. I’m a wittle newvous. I’m just really concerned about the safety of the school, but also your cheeks look so cute and chubby…
I have the utmost respect and admiration for students expressing their political beliefs, but the wearing of masks means that your plump, kissable cheeks are hidden - plus it makes it WAY harder to dox you…🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😘😘😘
In community,
Gabi Starr xoxo ;)