Have you been feeling left out of the social scene? Are you starting to realize that maybe you’re the problem? Have all of your friendships ended with them telling you that you’re intolerable to be around, have no sense of empathy, and you’re severely deficient in personality?
If one or more of these things apply to you, fear not (I mean, we’re scared of you, but pay that no mind)! We at 1-800-BE2-COOL have the perfect solution for you: memorizing the entirety of “Bonfire” by Childish Gambino!
This cool party trick will instantly make people think you’re cool, especially when you do it at every social event you go to! Whenever you bust out Gambino’s wild wordplay, we can ensure that literally everyone will be entranced by your quirky, silly, and totally awesome vibe! Trust us! It will NEVER get old!
We’re even offering a nifty bonus for non-Black people: every time you say the fun little “no-no” word in the song, you get invited to one cookout! Trust me, I’m black so this is verified information :))