Storm Thacker: Pitzer’s New President Was Cursed As A Baby By A Vengeful God Of Thunder And His Presence Here Has Brought Hurricane Hilary Upon Us
“It’s Okay Guys, We Really Needed The Rain Gluglugluglugluglug”
Clintonian New World Order Strikes Again: Hilary Top Search Term in Southwestern U.S.
Hilary to Outserve, Outlast Suzanne Keen
Don’t Worry, Freshmen: Things Will Still Suck After Hilary Leaves
Tragic: Hurricane-Soaked Pitzer Students Unable to Get Rid of Their Wet Dog Stench
What if They Just Cancel Each Other Out:” Optimistic Weatherman on Joint Hurricane/Earthquake
Scripps Dorm Mold Super Stoked for Hilary
Divine Timing: Cecil the Sagehen Boards Noah’s Ark
