Never disrupt these elite private institutions through unsanctioned means. Remember that real activism comes from talking!!! AND ONLY TALKING. Sometimes you can throw in a little holding hands and kumbaya. Protest that way! The right way. Today, I saw a masked protester standing on top of Walker Wall. Come down from there, you rascal! Let’s find something nice and police protected for you.
Seniors, shut the fuck up. Blah-blah-blah, Pomona called riot police on 19 students, wah-wah-wah, my friend was suspended for standing in a building, boo-hoo. Stop beating a dead horse, you little piss babies! You’re ruining the experience for new students. Let the college fail in a different way!
Why can’t we just reach across the aisle and argue over minute semantic details in our institution???? It’s just like talking shit about your friends both in action and consequence – the problem is not addressed!
Please, share some governance – have some on me! Restore justice, ideally in a circle configuration! Instead of mobilizing, join the woke club! Sit and talk with your woke pals, give each other big conceptual back scratches, then argue when their woke isn’t as woke as your woke’s woke’s woke. Also enjoy your free Capri-Suns and Domino’s pizza.

