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  • “This Place Will Always Remember Me,” Muses 1/450th of Pomona College’s 132nd Graduating Class

    “This Place Will Always Remember Me,” Muses 1/450th of Pomona College’s 132nd Graduating Class

    Luke B.
    April 20, 2026

    I am etched into the soil of Marston Quad. My roots are deeper than the big trees on the edges (does anybody know what kind they are??). When the Pomona clock tower rings, it is not the music of the 2,350 pound replica Liberty Bell they hear

  • Scrippsie Terrorized by Ugly Dog on Subway Over Spring Break

    Scrippsie Terrorized by Ugly Dog on Subway Over Spring Break

    Eleanor Y.

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    April 17, 2026
    evil, RUFF BWOWO, scripps, spring break, sukuna lobotomy kaisen, ugly dog

  • Pomona Room Draw Leaves 30 Dead

    Pomona Room Draw Leaves 30 Dead

    Diego M

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    April 16, 2026
    apocalypse, lovecraftian horror, pomona college, room draw, tyranny of the majority

  • Help! I Think My Roommate is Middle Class!

    Help! I Think My Roommate is Middle Class!

    Camille D.

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    April 15, 2026
    egads, hamburger helper, lululemon, middle class, secret poor

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  • Hey Claremont, It’s President Starr. I Keep Emailing You About My “Shared Governance” Task Force, and You Haven’t Replied!

    Hey Claremont, It’s President Starr. I Keep Emailing You About My “Shared Governance” Task Force, and You Haven’t Replied!

    February 19, 2026
    Luke B.
  • Um, What the Hell? This White Guy is Named Diego

    Um, What the Hell? This White Guy is Named Diego

    February 18, 2026
    Diego M
  • Scripps Rejects 3 Financial Aid Applicants To Pay for 3 Rosebushes

    Scripps Rejects 3 Financial Aid Applicants To Pay for 3 Rosebushes

    February 17, 2026
    Luke B.
  • Opinion: I’m Soaked

    Opinion: I’m Soaked

    February 16, 2026
    Andrew B.
  • Cecil Brutally Framemogged by the Athenas; Cortisol Spikes

    Cecil Brutally Framemogged by the Athenas; Cortisol Spikes

    February 16, 2026
    Diego M
  • Is Beer League in Crisis? I was Really Hungover and Might not go Today

    Is Beer League in Crisis? I was Really Hungover and Might not go Today

    February 14, 2026
    Luke B.
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    AJ Moore
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    Megan M.
    2018 Spring

FEATURED TOPIC: OPINION

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    Clancy Tripp
    2013 Spring
  • Op-Ed: Pitzer College has Been Grading Us for the Past Three and a Half Years. My Thoughts on Judgment-Gate.

    Luc Hyman
    2020 Spring
  • OP-ED: Why Won’t Student Health Services Help my Bleeding Puddy?

    The Golden Antlers
    2019 Fall
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    Eleanor Henderson
    2021 Spring
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    Eamon Morris
    2021 Spring

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