Masochistic Underground Subculture Dubbed “Pineapple Suckers” Newly Integrated Into Mainstream BDSM Community

BDSM traditionalists are slowly embracing the avant-garde subculture of the enzymatic kink.

Born out of the erotica of SpongeBob SquarePants, who lives in a pineapple under the sea, pineapple sucking, according to one of its founding members, is “orthodox masochism’s third cousins twice removed who had an affair with a fruit bowl.” The founding member also credited the yellow trapezoid fetish of the late 1890s as a major source of inspiration.

The subculture has made a blazing debut in the well-known New York and Los Angeles scenes as well as the up and coming Jerome, Idaho and Bible Hill, Tennessee scenes. Commercial sex dungeons are also embracing the subculture with designated pineapple rooms available to the general crowd and as private event spaces. 

Debrah, a novice sucker from Bible Hill, described her first time as “partially revolutionary”, adding that so far she has found the community to be, “charismatically dicey but undeniably sweet.” She recommends to anyone who’s curious to try it out in the comfort of their own home and to allow three to five days for your mouth to recover before going for round two. For more hardcore suckers, try experimenting with the other six body orifices. And, as always, remember to stay hydrated and look both ways before you cross the street.